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2848

The weather was turning quite foul
And wolves in the distance did howl.
The tumbleweeds tumbled

2849

The weather was turning quite foul
And wolves in the distance did howl.
The tumbleweeds tumbled
And I heard someone mumbled

2850

The weather was turning quite foul
And wolves in the distance did howl.
The tumbleweeds tumbled
And I heard someone mumbled
“It’s time that we go on the prowl.”

I’m going to the revival of CATS

2851

I’m going to the revival of CATS
dressed in my top hat and spats

2852

I’m going to the revival of CATS
dressed in my top hat and spats
I’m not really gay

2853

I’m going to the revival of CATS
dressed in my top hat and spats
I’m not really gay
But you’d probably say

2854

I’m going to the revival of CATS
dressed in my top hat and spats
I’m not really gay
But you’d probably say
I was one of those democrats.

Will had a girl in Charlotte.

2855

Will had a girl in Charlotte
Who really was not one to snarl at

2856

Will had a girl in Charlotte
Who really was not one to snarl at.
When she entered a room

2857

Will had a girl in Charlotte
Who really was not one to snarl at.
When she entered a room
Heads turned, va-va-voom

2858

Will had a girl in Charlotte
Who really was not one to snarl at.
When she entered a room
Heads turned, va-va-voom
And weaker souls ran to the tarlet

You know I never can see

2859

You know I never can see
Before the dawn’s early light, sunny

2860

You know I never can see
Before the dawn’s early light, sunny
You never see, enough,

2861

You know I never can see
Before the dawn’s early light, sunny
You never see, enough,
Of kinky kind of stuff

2862

You know I never can see
Before the dawn’s early light, sunny
You never see, enough,
Of kinky kind of stuff ?
Just click on a mouse when you’re horny.

What I just saw on the Great White Way

2863

What I just saw on the Great White Way,
So filled me with gnawing dismay

2864

What I just saw on the Great White Way,
So filled me with gnawing dismay
The Phantom won’t retire

2865

What I just saw on the Great White Way,
So filled me with gnawing dismay
The Phantom won’t retire
Lion King won’t expire

2866

What I just saw on the Great White Way,
So filled me with gnawing dismay
The Phantom won’t retire
Lion King won’t expire
Those stars were going all the way.

I’m not going to watch that debate

2867

I’m not going to watch that debate
Or yell at the tv with hate