I’m not going to watch that debate
Or yell at the tv with hate
It would keep me awake
I’m not going to watch that debate
Or yell at the tv with hate
It would keep me awake
When I’d rather that they partake
I’m not going to watch that debate
Or yell at the tv with hate
It would keep me awake
When I’d rather that they partake
In going on one steamy candidate date.
You can vote for one or the other.
You can vote for one or the other.
As long as it’s not your mother.
You can vote for one or the other.
As long as it’s not your mother.
She’s clearly not ready
You can vote for one or the other.
As long as it’s not your mother.
She’s clearly not ready
For nuke-leer warheadies
You can vote for one or the other.
As long as it’s not your mother.
She’s clearly not ready
For nuke-leer warheadies
But her opponent: I’'ll just say “Oh brother.”
It’s a really good time to change that towel
It’s a really good time to change that towel
If it doth have an odor emanating so foul
It’s a really good time to change that towel
If it doth have an odor emanating so foul
It’s got this horrid stench
It’s a really good time to change that towel
If it doth have an odor emanating so foul
It’s got this horrid stench
From the ass of Judi Dench
It’s a really good time to change that towel
If it doth have an odor emanating so foul
It’s got this horrid stench
From the ass of Judi Dench
That most famously odorous bowel
One should never raise wolves as pets
One should never raise wolves as pets
Neighbours won’t like you and nor will your vets
One should never raise wolves as pets
Neighbours won’t like you and nor will your vets
At the moon they will bey
One should never raise wolves as pets
Neighbours won’t like you and nor will your vets
At the moon they will bey
And growl at strangers all day
One should never raise wolves as pets
Neighbours won’t like you and nor will your vets
At the moon they will bey
And growl at strangers all day
As pets go they’re as bad as it gets
A cucumber’s technically a fruit
A cucumber’s technically a fruit
And eating one makes my bowels “toot.”
A cucumber’s technically a fruit
And eating one makes my bowels “toot.”
But if you don’t use it for food
A cucumber’s technically a fruit
And eating one makes my bowels “toot.”
But if you don’t use it for food
I have a suggestion, more lewd
A cucumber’s technically a fruit
And eating one makes my bowels “toot.”
But if you don’t use it for food
I have a suggestion, more lewd
Give it a try inside as a root.
Losers routinely drop the ball.
Losers routinely drop the ball.
But I know one that tops them all