Losers routinely drop the ball.
But I know one that tops them all
When I heard that fool sniffing
Losers routinely drop the ball.
But I know one that tops them all
When I heard that fool sniffing
And his opponent started riffing
Losers routinely drop the ball.
But I know one that tops them all
When I heard that fool sniffing
And his opponent started riffing
I knew Trump had taken another fall.
When Trump was using the adjacent urinal.
When Trump was using the adjacent urinal.
He spoke his dumb statement diurnal:
When Trump was using the adjacent urinal.
He spoke his dumb statement diurnal:
They mock my great wall
When Trump was using the adjacent urinal.
He spoke his dumb statement diurnal:
They mock my great wall
Their be-alls are so small.
When Trump was using the adjacent urinal.
He spoke his dumb statement diurnal:
They mock my great wall
Their be-alls are so small.
And nobody writes to the colonel
An Egg is a liquid I’m saying
An Egg is a liquid I’m saying
And bacon’s just dead pork, decaying,
An Egg is a liquid I’m saying
And bacon’s just dead pork, decaying,
My breakfast’s disgusting
An Egg is a liquid I’m saying
And bacon’s just dead pork, decaying,
My breakfast’s disgusting
So why am I lusting
An Egg is a liquid I’m saying
And bacon’s just dead pork, decaying,
My breakfast’s disgusting
So why am I lusting
For more of this breakfast buffet-ing
He says he’s smart for not paying taxes
He says he’s smart for not paying taxes
But the plain and simple fact is
He says he’s smart for not paying taxes
But the plain and simple fact is
He screws other people
He says he’s smart for not paying taxes
But the plain and simple fact is
He screws other people
While they scream “Wake up Sheeple!”
He says he’s smart for not paying taxes
But the plain and simple fact is
He screws other people
While they scream “Wake up Sheeple!”
But still walk to the slaughtermen’s axes.
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When Dumb Donald stopped for a haircut,
When Dumb Donald stopped for a haircut,
He said “Make it like Admiral Farragut”
Farragut’s haircut
When Dumb Donald stopped for a haircut,
Someone yelled, “aren’t you the bigot”?
When Dumb Donald stopped for a haircut,
He said “Make it like Admiral Farragut”
Donald looked around hard
When Dumb Donald stopped for a haircut,
He said “Make it like Admiral Farragut”
Donald looked around hard
The he smeared it with lard
When Dumb Donald stopped for a haircut,
He said “Make it like Admiral Farragut”
Donald looked around hard
The he smeared it with lard
Until it looked like a bear’s bare butt.
I was talking things over with Obama