I was talking things over with Obama
And I ran into this stunning drama.
I was talking things over with Obama
And I ran into this stunning drama.
Both he and Michelle
I was talking things over with Obama
And I ran into this stunning drama.
Both he and Michelle
Should be locked in a cell
I was talking things over with Obama
And I ran into this stunning drama.
Both he and Michelle
Should be locked in a cell
For what they did to the Republican party by being the ones to kill Osama
Make the most of the changing conditions
Make the most of the changing conditions
Don’t have any dumb suspicions
Make the most of the changing conditions
Don’t have any dumb suspicions
Take the bull by the horns
be glad you weren’t born
Make the most of the changing conditions
Don’t have any dumb suspicions
Take the bull by the horns
Be glad you weren’t born
En garde for loose emissions.
She was sun-lit, ready to say
*I posted twice wrongly. Sorry. This limerick is not finished yet after " so glad you weren’t born" /I]
*I posted twice wrongly. Sorry. This limerick is not finished yet after " so glad you weren’t born" /I]
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She was sun-lit, ready to say
“Let’s have sex, then I’ll be on my way.”
She was sun-lit, ready to say
“Let’s have sex, then I’ll be on my way.”
That sprouted my wood
She was sun-lit, ready to say
“Let’s have sex, then I’ll be on my way.”
That sprouted my wood
And while that’s all good
She was sun-lit, ready to say
“Let’s have sex, then I’ll be on my way.”
That sprouted my wood
And while that’s all good
What she actually said was, “Pay to play?”
“I’m short of gelt,” I said with a sigh
“I’m short of gelt,” I said with a sigh
She said “Pay or I’ll put out your eye.”
“I’m short of gelt,” I said with a sigh
She said “Pay or I’ll put out your eye.”
Yet all things considering
“I’m short of gelt,” I said with a sigh
She said “Pay or I’ll put out your eye.”
Yet all things considering
so long as she’s delivering
“I’m short of gelt,” I said with a sigh
She said “Pay or I’ll put out your eye.”
Yet all things considering
so long as she’s delivering
I accept delivery, then say “good-bye.”
I did not give the waiter a tip.
I did not give the waiter a tip.
His thumb’s in my artichoke dip.
I did not give the waiter a tip.
His thumb’s in my artichoke dip.
But more horrible than that