Loopy Limericks

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3028

I’ve just seen the hit show Hamilton
And I don’t want to sound like a simpleton
But I’ve always thought that rap
About Burr popping a cap
was a play on his lanolin.

Jane Gray had a dimple, in her chin

3029

I’ve just seen the hit show Hamilton
And I don’t want to sound like a simpleton
But I’ve always thought that rap
About Burr popping a cap
was a play on his lanolin.

Jane Gray had a thin chin

3030

Jane Gray had a thin chin,
Which assisted her sipping of gin.

3031

Jane Gray had a thin chin,
Which assisted her sipping of gin.
It would help support the glass

3032

Jane Gray had a thin chin,
Which assisted her sipping of gin.
It would help support the glass
Til she fell on her ass

3033

Jane Gray had a thin chin,
Which assisted her sipping of gin.
It would help support the glass
Til she fell on her ass
That boozy broad caused quite a din
A good bloke was Sergeant John Lorde

3034

A good bloke was Sergeant John Lorde
But his nose was shaped like a gourd

3035

A good bloke was Sergeant John Lorde,
But his nose was shaped like a gourd.
It hung over his lip

3036

A good bloke was Sergeant John Lorde,
But his nose was shaped like a gourd.
It hung over his lip
Like a substantial hip

3037

A good bloke was Sergeant John Lorde,
But his nose was shaped like a gourd.
It hung over his lip
Like a substantial hip
He’d chew on it when he got bored.

Will this be the year for the Cubbies?

3038

Will this be the year for the Cubbies?
Or will Cleveland reduce them to nubbies?

3039

Will this be the year for the Cubbies?
Or will Cleveland reduce them to nubbies?
My money’s on the Tribe

3040

Will this be the year for the Cubbies?
Or will Cleveland reduce them to nubbies?
My money’s on the Tribe
Losing as I imbibe

3041

Will this be the year for the Cubbies?
Or will Cleveland reduce them to nubbies?
My money’s on the Tribe
Losing as I imbibe
and give me to my Hubby.
Dr. Albert Flack was a wack

3042

Dr. Albert Flack was a wack
There are some who call him a quack

3043

Dr. Albert Flack was a wack.
There are some who call him a quack.
Sold water that’s magic

3044

Dr. Albert Flack was a wack.
There are some who call him a quack.
Sold water that’s magic
Till it turned quite tragic

3045

Dr. Albert Flack was a wack.
There are some who call him a quack.
Sold water that’s magic
Till it turned quite tragic
The AMA told him “Hit The Road, Jack.”

I once knew a zebra called Zack.

3046

I once knew a zebra called Zack.
Who was missing the stripes on his back.

3047

I once knew a zebra called Zack.
Who was missing the stripes on his back.
So he went to the store