Loopy Limericks

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3008

A wizard, a mime and a jester
Walked into a bar to pester
The girl with the pearl
Which caused her to hurl
And make a very rude gesture.

Don’t flip me off with your finger.

3009

Don’t flip me off with your finger
For if you do I shall not linger

3010

Don’t flip me off with your finger
For if you do I shall not linger
I have one hot pepper

3011

Don’t flip me off with your finger
For if you do I shall not linger
I have one hot pepper
That I rubbed on a leper

3012

Don’t flip me off with your finger
For if you do I shall not linger
I have one hot pepper
That I rubbed on a leper
With one pop, it was a stinger.

Big Albert Foo had a job in Rue

3013

Big Albert Foo had a job in Rue,
Cleaning the communal loo.

3014

Big Albert Foo had a job in Rue,
Cleaning the communal loo.
But his fingers got sticky

3015

ig Albert Foo had a job in Rue,
Cleaning the communal loo.
But his fingers got sticky
And he contaminated his dicky.

3016

Big Albert Foo had a job in Rue,
Cleaning the communal loo.
But his fingers got sticky
And he contaminated his dicky.
Now he needs a shot for his crotch goo
I’m worried about this election

3017

I’m worried about this election
That some guy with an orange complexion

3018

I’m worried about this election
That some guy with an orange complexion
Will say when he loses

3019

I’m worried about this election
That some guy with an orange complexion
Will say when he loses
"The blacks and the Jewses

3020

I’m worried about this election
That some guy with an orange complexion
Will say when he loses
"The blacks and the Jewses
Will be fired in his selection.

Irma Werner had this sparrow.

3021

Irma Werner had this sparrow,
Who could push a small wheelbarrow

3022

Irma Werner had this sparrow,
Who could push a small wheelbarrow.
But one day its beak got stuck

3023

Irma Werner had this sparrow,
Who could push a small wheelbarrow.
But one day its beak got stuck
In the grill of a truck

3024

Irma Werner had this sparrow,
Who could push a small wheelbarrow.
But one day its beak got stuck
In the grill of a truck
For the lawsuit it hire Clarence Darrow.

I’ve just seen the hit show Hamilton

3025

I’ve just seen the hit show Hamilton
And I don’t want to sound like a simpleton

3026

I’ve just seen the hit show Hamilton
And I don’t want to sound like a simpleton
But I’ve always thought that rap

3027

I’ve just seen the hit show Hamilton
And I don’t want to sound like a simpleton
But I’ve always thought that rap
About Burr popping a cap