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Fred Philly had a rakish way
Of wearing a condom all day

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Fred Philly had a rakish way
Of wearing a condom all day
The convenience was great

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Fred Philly had a rakish way
Of wearing a condom all day
The convenience was great
But by a strange twist of fate

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Fred Philly had a rakish way
Of wearing a condom all day
The convenience was great
But by a strange twist of fate
Fred’s willy rotted and fell away
There once was a man from Wrigleyville

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There once was a man from Wrigleyville
Who thought short made love better than bigly will

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There once was a man from Wrigleyville
Who thought short made love better than bigly will
He could do it for hours

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There once was a man from Wrigleyville
Who thought short made love better than bigly will
He could do it for hours
With amazing powers

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There once was a man from Wrigleyville
Who thought short made love better than bigly will
He could do it for hours
With amazing powers
And he kept them in a thrill.

Anna was looking for her lover

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Anna was looking for her lover
A man who resembled Danny Glover

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Anna was looking for her lover
A man who resembled Danny Glover
When she found him, alas,

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Anna was looking for her lover
A man who resembled Danny Glover
When she found him, alas,
He’d already wed Hugh Jass

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Anna was looking for her lover
A man who resembled Danny Glover
When she found him, alas,
He’d already wed Hugh Jass
He turned out to be quite a shover.

Dora Doe came from Baton Rouge

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Dora Doe came from Baton Rouge
With her brother who was quite a stooge

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Dora Doe came from Baton Rouge
With her brother who was quite a stooge
They went on Straight Dope

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Dora Doe came from old Baton Rouge
With her brother who was quite a stooge
They went on the Straight Dope
But couldn’t quite cope

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Dora Doe came from old Baton Rouge
With her brother who was quite a stooge
They went on the Straight Dope
But couldn’t quite cope
Since we saw right through their subterfuge
…
Mr. Wicket with his rectum prehensile

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Mr. Wicket with his rectum prehensile
Which he wields like a kitchen utensil

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Mr. Wicket with his rectum prehensile
Which he wields like a kitchen utensil.
He can open a jar

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Mr. Wicket with his rectum prehensile
Which he wields like a kitchen utensil.
He can open a jar
Or the door of his car

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Mr. Wicket with his rectum prehensile
Which he wields like a kitchen utensil.
He can open a jar
Or the door of his car
Or sharpen the point of a pencil.

Old Scrooge went Trick or Treating