Loopy Limericks

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3088

Mr. Wicket with his rectum prehensile
Which he wields like a kitchen utensil.
He can open a jar
Or the door of his car
With his vast sexual potential.
Henry Berger was a lurker

3089

CoastalMaineiac: brilliant!

3090

Old Scrooge went Trick or Treating
But his costume was self-defeating

3091

Good show, old man!
Old Scrooge went Trick or Treating
But his costume was self-defeating
He angered the moms

3092

Old Scrooge went Trick or Treating
But his costume was self-defeating
He angered the moms
With the hair on his palms

3093

Old Scrooge went Trick or Treating
But his costume was self-defeating
He angered the moms
With the hair on his palms
(The result of his incessant self-beating)
I will not eat bagels with lox

3094

I will not eat bagels with lox
When I do I break out in a pox

3095

I will not eat bagels with lox
When I do I break out in a pox
On further inspection

3096

I will not eat bagels with lox
When I do I break out in a pox
On further inspection
It’s a viral infection

3097

I will not eat bagels with lox
When I do I break out in a pox
On further inspection
It’s a viral infection
I caught touring Appomattox.

Faye’s quim was said to be divine,

3098

Faye’s quim was said to be divine,
By the Cleveland Browns’ offensive line

3099

Faye’s quim was said to be divine,
By the Cleveland Browns’ offensive line
But by the third down,

3100

Faye’s quim was said to be divine,
By the Cleveland Browns’ offensive line
But by the third down,
It made such a sound

3101

Faye’s quim was said to be divine,
By the Cleveland Browns’ offensive line
But by the third down,
It made such a sound
you would have sworn it was bovine.

Jimmy had forgotten to lock the door,

3102

Jimmy had forgotten to lock the door,
A thing he’d done repeatedly before

3103

Jimmy had forgotten to lock the door,
A thing he’d done repeatedly before
So Jane hung a key from his cock

3104

Jimmy had forgotten to lock the door,
A thing he’d done repeatedly before
So Jane hung a key from his cock
But he put his cock in the lock

3105

Jimmy had forgotten to lock the door,
A thing he’d done repeatedly before
So Jane hung a key from his cock
But he put his cock in the lock
When the door flung open his member tore
The most wonderful thing about Frito Lays

3106

The most wonderful thing about Frito Lays
Is that you can live on them for days.

3107

The most wonderful thing about Frito Lays
Is that you can live on them for days.
But my friend Sophia