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The most wonderful thing about Frito Lays
Is that you can live on them for days.
But my friend Sophia
Exclaimed “Mama Mia!”

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The most wonderful thing about Frito Lays
Is that you can live on them for days.
But my friend Sophia
Exclaimed “Mama Mia!”
“Ooh la la, what a display.”

Frau Nip had quite a tuck

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Frau Nip had quite a tuck
But, unfortunately, also bad luck

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Frau Nip had quite a tuck
But, unfortunately, also bad luck
When the surgeon’s incision

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Frau Nip had quite a tuck
But, unfortunately, also bad luck
When the surgeon’s incision
Lacked the precision

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Frau Nip had quite a tuck
But, unfortunately, also bad luck
When the surgeon’s incision
Lacked the precision
So he lowered her bill by a buck

The president had a day of diarrhea

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The president had a day of diarrhea
Said the veep when he heard, “Sucks to be ya!”

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The president had a day of diarrhea
Said the veep when he heard, “Sucks to be ya!”
But then he got out the presidential bucket

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The president had a day of diarrhea
Said the veep when he heard, “Sucks to be ya!”
But then he got out the presidential bucket
And cried “take that or chuck it.”

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The president had a day of diarrhea
Said the veep when he heard, “Sucks to be ya!”
But then he got out the presidential bucket
And cried “take that or chuck it.”
And good luck in your future career!

The World Series was won by the Cubbies?

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The World Series was won by the Cubbies?
Next, prime-time drama by the Teletubbies.

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The World Series was won by the Cubbies?
Next, prime-time drama by the Teletubbies.
Tinky Winky and Po

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The World Series was won by the Cubbies?
Next, prime-time drama by the Teletubbies.
Tinky Winky and Po
(Are there any mo’?)

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The World Series was won by the Cubbies?
Next, prime-time drama by the Teletubbies.
Tinky Winky and Po
(Are there any mo’?)
I don’t know, so go ask your hubbies
Siracha, jalapenos, and cayenne

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Sriracha, jalapeños, and cayenne,
Little Susie shall never mix again

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Sriracha, jalapeños, and cayenne,
Little Susie shall never mix again
The mixture gave her hot flashes

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Sriracha, jalapeños, and cayenne,
Little Susie shall never mix again
The mixture gave her hot flashes
And turned her insides to ashes

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Sriracha, jalapeños, and cayenne,
Little Susie shall never mix again
The mixture gave her hot flashes
And turned her insides to ashes
Causing a fire in her playpen.

What shall we eat for Thanksgiving?

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What shall we eat for Thanksgiving?
Some bird that’s no longer living?

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What shall we eat for Thanksgiving?
Some bird that’s no longer living?
PETA suggests Tofurky.