What shall we eat for Thanksgiving?
Some bird that’s no longer living?
PETA suggests Tofurky,
or sculpted beef jerky
What shall we eat for Thanksgiving?
Some bird that’s no longer living?
PETA suggests Tofurky,
or sculpted beef jerky
These clowns really have to be jiving
The new craze is two headed sharks
The new craze is two headed sharks
One can find them inside most Jurassic Parks
The new craze is two headed sharks
One can find them inside most Jurassic Parks
Since they have no sex organs
The new craze is two headed sharks
One can find them inside most Jurassic Parks
Since they have no sex organs
But have snake-hair like gorgons
The new craze is two headed sharks
One can find them inside most Jurassic Parks
Since they have no sex organs
But have snake-hair like gorgons
You can be sure they won’t be found on any arks
The world is totally screwed
The world is totally screwed
When the President Elect is totally lewd.
The world is totally screwed
When the President Elect is totally lewd.
Or it could it be a blessing in disguise
The world is totally screwed
When the President Elect is totally lewd.
Or it could it be a blessing in disguise
Trump will probably not be hitting on guys
The world is totally screwed
When the President Elect is totally lewd.
Or it could it be a blessing in disguise
Trump will probably not be hitting on guys
As he gives the State of the Union in the nude.
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So let’s all sit around and drink rum!
Don’t you hate it when people act crass?
Don’t you hate it when people act crass?
Fat in public and scratch their ass?
Don’t you hate it when people act crass?
Fat in public and scratch their ass?
And then there are others
Don’t you hate it when people act crass?
Fat in public and scratch their ass?
And then there are others
Who duck their own mothers
Don’t you hate it when people act crass?
Fat in public and scratch their ass?
And then there are others
Who duck their own mothers
Without a modicum of class.
People should use their free speech
People should use their free speech
Even to shout “Impeach!”
People should use their free speech
Even to shout “Impeach!”
Or maybe just join the masses