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People should use their free speech
Even to shout “Impeach!”
Or maybe just join the masses
And raise a toast with their glasses

3149

People should use their free speech
Even to shout “Impeach!”
Or maybe just join the masses
And raise a toast with their glasses
While grabbing a pussy for each

Her paper bikini was daring

3150

Her paper bikini was daring
Since a part of it was tearing

3151

Her paper bikini was daring
Since a part of it was tearing
And when she dove in

3152

Her paper bikini was daring
Since a part of it was tearing
And when she dove in
All the guys got a grin

3153

Her paper bikini was daring
Since a part of it was tearing
And when she dove in
All the guys got a grin
At the bare parts that she was sharing.

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is really upset.

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Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is really upset.
He said "People, you cannot just let

3155

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is really upset.
He said "People, you cannot just let
Orange vulgarians win

3156

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is really upset.
He said "People, you cannot just let
Orange vulgarians win
And newsflash - This just in:

3157

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is really upset.
He said "People, you cannot just let
Orange vulgarians win
And newsflash - This just in:
You fuckers ain’t seen nothin yet!

The day is unseasonably warm

3158

The day is unseasonably warm
And the bees are beginning to swarm.

3159

The day is unseasonably warm
And the bees are beginning to swarm.
Time to jump in my Hummer

3160

The day is unseasonably warm
And the bees are beginning to swarm.
Time to jump in my Hummer
The top off, like it’s summer

3161

The day is unseasonably warm
And the bees are beginning to swarm.
Time to jump in my Hummer
The top off, like it’s summer
And hope I don’t meet a rainstorm
I’ve been drinking a lot the past week

3162

The day is unseasonably warm
And the bees are beginning to swarm.
Time to jump in my Hummer
The top off, like it’s summer
And hope I don’t meet a rainstorm
I’ve been drinking a lot the past week
This tension didn’t make me feel chic

3163

I’ve been drinking a lot the past week
Now moderation is what I seek

3164

I’ve been drinking a lot the past week
Now moderation is what I seek
One beer and one whiskey

3165

I’ve been drinking a lot the past week
Now moderation is what I seek
One beer and one whiskey
And I’m feeling frisky

3166

I’ve been drinking a lot the past week
Now moderation is what I seek
One beer and one whiskey
And I’m feeling frisky
No longer feeling like a geek.

I’m drinkiung my way through the holidays.

3167

I’m drinking my way through the holidays,
From turkey to boughs of holly days.