I’m drinking my way through the holidays,
From turkey to boughs of holly days.
If this strikes you as droll
Everyone in French chic rhymes with week so that was a bit off target to correct it. It was a complete rhyme.
I’m drinking my way through the holidays,
From turkey to boughs of holly days.
If this strikes you as droll
Let’s go right to the knoll
I imagine everyone here knows how to pronounce chic, Eloquently. You and Sicks Ate had a simulpost and he probably didn’t check the posts afterwards to see that you had beaten him by a fraction of a second with yours. Fear Itself should have gone with your post, but he didn’t.
I’m drinking my way through the holidays,
From turkey to boughs of holly days.
If this strikes you as droll
Let’s go right to the knoll
I’m drinking my way through the holidays,
From turkey to boughs of holly days.
If this strikes you as droll
Let’s go right to the knoll
We all celebrate in our own dolly haze.
I accidentally swallowed a fly
I accidentally swallowed a fly,
I don’t know why I swallowed a fly.
I accidentally swallowed a fly,
I don’t know why I swallowed a fly.
Though it tasted of shit
I accidentally swallowed a fly,
I don’t know why I swallowed a fly.
Though it tasted of shit
I still swallowed it.
*Thin Ice–thanks for untangling what happened. *
I accidentally swallowed a fly,
I don’t know why I swallowed a fly.
Though it tasted of shit
I still swallowed it.
The whole thing made me so dry
Albertine had a sunburn down there
Albertine had a sunburn down there,
Especially in areas with hair.
Albertine had a sunburn down there,
Especially in areas with hair.
It made it look pinker
Albertine had a sunburn down there,
Especially in areas with hair.
It made it look pinker
But it turned into a stinker
Albertine had a sunburn down there,
Especially in areas with hair.
It made it look pinker
But it turned into a stinker
When she smeared it with grease from a bear.
Jane rode her horse bareback because
Jane rode her horse bareback because
the jiggles made her better sense the pause
Jane rode her horse bareback because
the jiggles made her better sense the pause
It pleased her a lot
Jane rode her horse bareback because
the jiggles made her better sense the pause
It pleased her a lot
When the horse timed his trot
Jane rode her horse bareback because
the jiggles made her better sense the pause
It pleased her a lot
When the horse timed his trot
She gave him due applause.
Betty O had a dream of fishing.
Betty O had a dream of fishing.
To meet the right man she was wishing
Betty O had a dream of fishing.
To meet the right man she was wishing
Alas, for her fate