The lookout cried out, ‘Moby Dick!’
I picked up a harpoon right quick.
When I took a quick stab
I could not pierce the thick flab
So I fed him a dynamite stick
The fat lady finally sang
The fat lady finally sang
When the world ended with a bang
The fat lady finally sang
When the world ended with a bang
The nukes started to fly
The fat lady finally sang
When the world ended with a bang
The nukes started to fly
The hippies cried “Why?”
The fat lady finally sang
When the world ended with a bang
The nukes started to fly
The hippies cried “Why?”
And sang Kumbaya in a gang.
There was an old man with a cow
There was an old man with a cow
Who decided that he’d make a vow
There was an old man with a cow
Who decided that he’d make a vow
Propose to her in a field
There was an old man with a cow
Who decided that he’d make a vow
Propose to her in a field.
If she didn’t yield
There was an old man with a cow
Who decided that he’d make a vow
Propose to her in a field.
If she didn’t yield
At least she could still pull the plow.
My friends, I would just like to say
My friends, I would just like to say
I’ve found out that crime does not pay
My friends, I would just like to say
I’ve found out that crime does not pay
I cheat on my taxes
My friends, I would just like to say
I’ve found out that crime does not pay
I cheat on my taxes
And kill folks with axes
My friends, I would just like to say
I’ve found out that crime does not pay
I cheat on my taxes
And kill folks with axes
So now I’m in Guantanamo Bay
A lady most dear to my heart,
A lady most dear to my heart,
Tried REAL hard to hold in a fart.
A lady most dear to my heart,
Tried REAL hard to hold in a fart.
Her face turned bright red
A lady most dear to my heart,
Tried REAL hard to hold in a fart.
Her face turned bright red
Until she wished she was dead
A lady most dear to my heart,
Tried REAL hard to hold in a fart.
Her face turned bright red
Until she wished she was dead
And her sphincter was torn apart
A sexual deviant from the city
A sexual deviant from the city
Told jokes she thought were witty
A sexual deviant from the city
Told jokes she thought were witty
But a preacher named Stan
[337 was classic. :D]
A sexual deviant from the city
Told jokes she thought were witty
But a preacher named Stan
Read verses from the Koran