A sexual deviant from the city
Told jokes she thought were witty
But a preacher named Stan
Read verses from the Koran
Now she’s deviant no more…what a pity.
A blonde coed walked out in the snow
A blonde coed walked out in the snow
She was late, with a long way to go
Thanks!
A blonde coed walked out in the snow
She was late, with a long way to go
So she hopped on her skis
A blonde coed walked out in the snow
She was late, with a long way to go
So she hopped on her skis,
Dropped her skirt to her knees,
A blonde coed walked out in the snow
She was late, with a long way to go
So she hopped on her skis,
Dropped her skirt to her knees,
And slalomed to class, don’t you know.
There once was a gal named Veronica
There once was a gal named Veronica
Who loved to play the harmonica
There once was a gal named Veronica
Who loved to play the harmonica
She would give it a blow
There once was a gal named Veronica
Who loved to play the harmonica
She would give it a blow,
not with her mouth though
There once was a gal named Veronica
Who loved to play the harmonica
She would give it a blow,
Not with her mouth though
But with her nose, every Hannukkah.
When Santa Claus comes to my house
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When Santa Claus comes to my house
We make sure all is de-loused
When Santa Claus comes to my house
We make sure all is de-loused
We give him mince pies
When Santa Claus comes to my house
We make sure all is de-loused
We give him mince pies
Despite his immense size
When Santa Claus comes to my house
We make sure all is de-loused
We give him mince pies
Despite his immense size
And clap as he dances to Chopin and Strauss.
One night as I lay tucked in bed
One night as I lay tucked in bed
I heard someone breaking into my shed
One night as I lay tucked in bed
I heard someone breaking into my shed
I quickly jumped to my feet
One night as I lay tucked in bed
I heard someone breaking into my shed.
I jumped to my feet,
Grabbed some cookies to eat,
One night as I lay tucked in bed
I heard someone breaking into my shed.
I jumped to my feet,
Grabbed some cookies to eat,
And shot the varmint cold dead.
A lost and lonely waif named Eva
A lost and lonely waif named Eva
Said "I don’t want to sound like a diva,
A lost and lonely waif named Eva
Said "I don’t want to sound like a diva,
But your dick is too small,
A lost and lonely waif named Eva
Said "I don’t want to sound like a diva,
But your dick is too small,
And turns yellow in Fall