We sallied forth into the crypt,
And of course milady’s dress ripped,
We sallied forth into the crypt,
and of course milady’s dress ripped.
I begged her to stay
and she said, “sure, ok”.
We snogged until we were blue-lipped.
Back to our regular channel.
The Southern States seem to be freezing,
Which brings lots of Northern state teasing.
Do you think all’s lost?
Just cuz my ass is covered with frost?
(Cause you’re covered with frost?)
The rest of us find the snow pleasing.
I’ll be driving today to LA
I’ll be driving today to LA
In my trusty Corvette, Chevrolet
I’ll be driving today to LA
In my trusty Corvette, Chevrolet
I have my cell phone and fuel
I’ll be driving today to LA
In my trusty Corvette, Chevrolet
I have my cell phone and fuel
And the wistful speed of a mule
I’ll be driving today to LA
In my trusty Corvette, Chevrolet
I have my cell phone and fuel
And the wistful speed of a mule
While I drive, I plan to crochet.
Mindfulness! Just look at the shape of these letters.
Mindfulness! Just look at the shape of these letters.
Not a brush-stroke could make them look betters
Mindfulness! Just look at the shape of these letters.
Not a brush-stroke could make them look betters
Is White Out still available?
Mindfulness! Just look at the shape of these letters.
Not a brush-stroke could make them look betters
Is White Out still available?
And would I be jailable
Mindfulness! Just look at the shape of these letters.
Not a brush-stroke could make them look betters
Is White Out still available?
And would I be jailable
Or just turn into a dumb debtor.
T
Today rain is destroying the snow
Today rain is destroying the snow
The resulting water has no where to go
Today rain is destroying the snow.
The resulting water has no where to go.
The puddles, they deepen
Today rain is destroying the snow.
The resulting water has no where to go.
The puddles, they deepen
A wet bed I can’t sleep in
Today rain is destroying the snow.
The resulting water has no where to go.
The puddles, they deepen
A wet bed I can’t sleep in
When I get trapped in the bed’s undertow
On Saturday I went to the march
On Saturday I went to the march.
A few of the signs, they were harsh
On Saturday I went to the march.
A few of the signs, they were harsh
My friend she got clever
On Saturday I went to the march.
A few of the signs, they were harsh
My friend she got clever
She pulled the poles better.
On Saturday I went to the march.
A few of the signs, they were harsh
My friend she got clever
She pulled the poles better.
And out of the shirts took the starch.
The Me Too movement is really growing.
The Me Too movement is really growing.
But is the debauchery movement slowing?