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3449

It’s December and it’s raining
And Baby New Year, he’s a’gaining

3450

It’s December and it’s raining
And Baby New Year, he’s a’gaining
Up to two thousand eighteen

3451

It’s December and it’s raining
And Baby New Year, he’s a’gaining
Up to two thousand eighteen
In the paleocene

3452

t’s December and it’s raining
And Baby New Year, he’s a’gaining
Up to two thousand eighteen
In the paleocene
And he’s got no lust for taming.

These winter days are feverishly cold

3453

These winter days are feverishly cold
But night-time views are a sight to behold

3454

These winter days are feverishly cold
But night-time views are a sight to behold
A million stars in the sky

3455

These winter days are feverishly cold
But night-time views are a sight to behold
A million stars in the sky
A trillion more reasons why

3456

These winter days are feverishly cold
But night-time views are a sight to behold
A million stars in the sky
A trillion more reasons why
Life is really silver and gold.

I really want some peppermint schnapps.

3457

I really want some peppermint schnapps.
They world be a lovely forget-me-not.

3458

I really want some peppermint schnapps.
They world be a lovely forget-me-not.
Unless I drink too much

3459

I really want some peppermint schnapps.
They world be a lovely forget-me-not.
Unless I drink too much
Then “schnapps” rhymes with “not” a touch

3460

I really want some peppermint schnapps.
They world be a lovely forget-me-not.
Unless I drink too much
Then “schnapps” rhymes with “not” a touch.
World spins lovely woo-hoo pass the bottle.

The Southern States seem to be freezing

3461

The Southern States seem to be freezing
Which brings lots of Northern state teasing

3462

The Southern States seem to be freezing,
Which brings lots of Northern state teasing.
Do you think all’s lost?

3463

The Southern States seem to be freezing,
Which brings lots of Northern state teasing.
Do you think all’s lost?
Just cuz my ass is covered with frost?

3464

There’s a reason I quit playing. Guess what it is?

3465

Because you can’t think of anything that rhymes with freezing?

3466

Scansion?

3467

…more or less.

3468

I assume poking at the scansion is frowned on?