“I’m innocent,” says Bama’s Roy Moore
"And besides, I never did it before.
"You broads shouldn’t tease me
and you can’t help but appease me.
I’m holding the key to the floor
DD, when you end one limerick start another. I started the one you just finished so I won’t go again.
DD appears to be absent at the moment, so anyone else want to start one?
Anyone else want to make a new start?
I knew I was being a little divergent. I just didn’t have it in me to start one. I apologize.
On ending one limerick you must start one
On ending one limerick you must start one.
It’s an onerous task, but sometimes fun
On ending one limerick you must start one.
It’s an onerous task, but sometimes fun
Just get down in the mud
On ending one limerick you must start one.
It’s an onerous task, but sometimes fun
Just get down in the mud
And release a flood
On ending one limerick you must start one.
It’s an onerous task, but sometimes fun
Just get down in the mud
And release a flood
But make sure that your rhymes are well done
With limericks, the syllables are key
With limericks, the syllables are key
So make sure and count 'em, you see
With limericks, the syllables are key
So make sure and count 'em, you see
Or, like Ogden Nash, we decide to do it like this
With limericks, the syllables are key
So make sure and count 'em, you see
Or, like Ogden Nash, we decide to do it like this
Though Nash had talent, his rhymes were hit, never miss
With limericks, the syllables are key
So make sure and count 'em, you see
Or, like Ogden Nash, we decide to do it like this
Though Nash had talent, his rhymes were hit, never miss
and sometimes they’re rhythmically free.
I put rips in my suit to look cool.
I put rips in my suit to look cool.
Even if it makes me look the fool.
I put rips in my suit to look cool.
Even if it makes me look the fool.
Some people call me The Joker
I put rips in my suit to look cool.
Even if it makes me look the fool.
Some people call me The Joker
But I hope I’ll invoke her
I put rips in my suit to look cool.
Even if it makes me look the fool.
Some people call me The Joker
But I hope I’ll invoke her
To help me stiffen my “tool.”
I’ve broken one of God’s commandments
I’ve broken one of God’s commandments
and showed my lover my backhandment
I’ve broken one of God’s commandments
and showed my lover my backhandment
But I found this great loophole
I’ve broken one of God’s commandments
and showed my lover my backhandment
But I found this great loophole
In the Bible? I hope so.
I’ve broken one of God’s commandments
and showed my lover my backhandment
But I found this great loophole
In the Bible? I hope so.
Cause God sometimes doen’t make much sense.
It’s December and it’s raining