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Annette lived in Virginia Beach
And kept her sunscreen well within reach

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Annette lived in Virginia Beach
And kept her sunscreen well within reach.
It squirt as she sat

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Annette lived in Virginia Beach
And kept her sunscreen well within reach.
It squirt as she sat
She asked “Who did THAT?”

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Annette lived in Virginia Beach
And kept her sunscreen well within reach.
It squirt as she sat
She asked “Who did THAT?
and why does my butt smell like peach?”

Sweet Anne met Weinstein to audition.

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Sweet Anne met Weinstein to audition.
Hoping “He’s not like that Weiner politician”

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Sweet Anne met Weinstein to audition.
Hoping “He’s not like that Weiner politician”
But son of a gun if

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Sweet Anne met Weinstein to audition.
Hoping “He’s not like that Weiner politician”
But son of a gun if
His schlong wasn’t stiff

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Sweet Anne met Weinstein to audition.
Hoping “He’s not like that Weiner politician”
But son of a gun if
His schlong wasn’t stiff
Sweet Anne left him to relieve his condition.

The magician tried on a new hat.

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The magician tried on a new hat.
Where inside a white rabbit sat.

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The magician tried on a new hat.
Where inside a white rabbit sat.
The rabbit hopped out

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The magician tried on a new hat.
Where inside a white rabbit sat.
The rabbit hopped out
And then he topped out

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The magician tried on a new hat.
Where inside a white rabbit sat.
The rabbit hopped out
And then he topped out.
It was no hat for a vegan aristocrat.

Rasputin woke and said where have I been?

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Rasputin woke and said where have I been?
Did I go to Moscow to visit the queen?

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Rasputin woke and said where have I been?
Did I go to Moscow to visit the queen?
But as the saying goes,

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Rasputin woke and said where have I been?
Did I go to Moscow to visit the queen?
But as the saying goes,
He was off my a nose

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Rasputin woke and said where have I been?
Did I go to Moscow to visit the queen?
But as the saying goes,
He was off my a nose
And by Liberace himself he was seen
“I’m innocent,” says Bama’s Roy Moore

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“I’m innocent,” says Bama’s Roy Moore
“And besides, I never did it before.”

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“I’m innocent,” says Bama’s Roy Moore
"And besides, I never did it before.
"You broads shouldn’t tease me

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“I’m innocent,” says Bama’s Roy Moore
"And besides, I never did it before.
"You broads shouldn’t tease me
and you can’t help but appease me.

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Anyone? I don’t want to end it again.