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I like to get eight hours’ sleep.
Unfortunately, I am so cheap

3389

I like to get eight hours’ sleep.
Unfortunately, I am so cheap
I refuse to buy a good bed.

3390

I like to get eight hours’ sleep.
Unfortunately, I am so cheap
I refuse to buy a good bed.
And my back is sore instead

3391

I like to get eight hours’ sleep.
Unfortunately, I am so cheap
I refuse to buy a good bed.
And my back is sore instead
But at least my pockets are deep.

I walked up four flights of stairs

3392

I walked up four flights of stairs
To just one of my many affairs

3393

I walked up four flights of stairs
To just one of my many affairs
But I took too many steps

3394

I walked up four flights of stairs
To just one of my many affairs
But I took too many steps
Ended up hitting the depths

3395

I walked up four flights of stairs
To just one of my many affairs
But I took too many steps
Ended up hitting the depths
That’s what cane of my dares

When I opened my eyes today

3396

When I opened my eyes today
I was shocked, didn’t know what to say

3397

When I opened my eyes today
I was shocked, didn’t know what to say
I felt lost all out of my depths

3398

When I opened my eyes today
I was shocked, didn’t know what to say
I felt lost all out of my depths
Like taking my last breaths

3399

When I opened my eyes today
I was shocked, didn’t know what to say
I felt lost all out of my depths
Like taking my last breaths
While watching a limerick thread decay

There once was a man from Milwaukee

3400

There once was a man from Milwaukee
Who one day lost his bar key

3401

There once was a man from Milwaukee
Who one day lost his bar key
He started to quiver

3402

There once was a man from Milwaukee
Who one day lost his bar key
He started to quiver
when he jumped in the river

3403

There once was a man from Milwaukee
Who one day lost his bar key
He started to quiver
when he jumped in the river
and found in his pocket the bar key.
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I loved the solar eclipse on Monday.

3404

I loved the solar eclipse on Monday
It sure beat my neighborhood’s gunplay

3405

I loved the solar eclipse on Monday
It sure beat my neighborhood’s gunplay
The whole street went dark

3406

I loved the solar eclipse on Monday
It sure beat my neighborhood’s gunplay
The whole street went dark
While the folks in the park

3407

I loved the solar eclipse on Monday
It sure beat my neighborhood’s gunplay
The whole street went dark
While the folks in the park
Took the lack of sun for an extra spray.

Annette lived in Virginia Beach