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We trudged for miles thru four foot snow
Uphill both ways, to school and back we’d go

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We trudged for miles thru four foot snow
Uphill both ways, to school and back we’d go
Had no shoes, went barefooted

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We trudged for miles thru four foot snow
Uphill both ways, to school and back we’d go.
Had no shoes, went barefooted.
No devices to be rebooted

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We trudged for miles thru four foot snow
Uphill both ways, to school and back we’d go.
Had no shoes, went barefooted.
No devices to be rebooted
But today, that’s not the status quo.

I’ve worked fourteen days in a row.

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I’ve worked fourteen days in a row.
My brain is a mashed potato

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I’ve worked fourteen days in a row.
My brain is a mashed potato
I forget one thing

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I’ve worked fourteen days in a row.
My brain is a mashed potato.
I forget one thing,
Start bellyaching

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I’ve worked fourteen days in a row.
My brain is a mashed potato.
I forget one thing,
Start bellyaching
And HR decided that I had to go.

I’m now unemployed, with lots of spare time

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I’m now unemployed, with lots of spare time.
I may dabble with organized crime

3377

I’m now unemployed, with lots of spare time.
I may dabble with organized crime
Or become a street walker.

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I’m now unemployed, with lots of spare time.
I may dabble with organized crime
Or become a street walker
Or carnival barker

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I’m now unemployed, with lots of spare time.
I may dabble with organized crime
Or become a street walker
Or carnival barker
Combine them both! Become a street mime!

I once got advice from Marcel Marceau

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I once got advice from Marcel Marceau
He said to sew my bloomers just so.

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I once got advice from Marcel Marceau
He said to sew my bloomers just so.
If your pants are unflawed

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I once got advice from Marcel Marceau
He said to sew my bloomers just so.
If your pants are unflawed
And you’re like, “Oh my God!”

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I once got advice from Marcel Marceau
He said to sew my bloomers just so.
If your pants are unflawed
And you’re like, “Oh my God!”
You can wow them in north Idaho.

My favorite tuber’s the turnip

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My favorite tuber’s the turnip
After eating one, I let 'er rip.

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My favorite tuber’s the turnip
After eating one, I let 'er rip.
It tends to clear out the room

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My favorite tuber’s the turnip
After eating one, I let 'er rip.
It tends to clear out the room
With a VA VA VA VOOM

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My favorite tuber’s the turnip
After eating one, I let ‘er rip.
It tends to clear out the room
With a VA VA VA VOOM
Then my rump’s in need of a dip
I like to get eight hours’ sleep