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I’m downstream of the Oroville dam
Eating kabobs of lamb, ham, and Spam.

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I’m downstream of the Oroville dam
Eating kabobs of lamb, ham, and Spam.
The kitchen’s afloat

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I’m downstream of the Oroville dam
Eating kabobs of lamb, ham, and Spam.
The kitchen’s afloat,
Now where is my boat?

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'm downstream of the Oroville dam
Eating kabobs of lamb, ham, and Spam.
The kitchen’s afloat,
Now where is my boat?
More importantly–where is it I am?

I love Billy Joel’s “Piano Man”

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I love Billy Joel’s “Piano Man”.
I think listening again’s a good plan

3353

I love Billy Joel’s “Piano Man”.
I think listening again’s a good plan
It lets us move close.

3354

I love Billy Joel’s “Piano Man”.
I think listening again’s a good plan.
It lets us move close
And it tingles our toes

3355

I love Billy Joel’s “Piano Man”.
I think listening again’s a good plan.
It lets us move close
And it tingles our toes
I raise a glass to it whenever I can!

I guess Warren & Faye were out in La-La Land

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I guess Warren & Faye were out in La-La Land,
Which should not be confused with gondwanaland

3357

I guess Warren & Faye were out in La-La Land,
Which should not be confused with gondwanaland
They mistook the Moonlight

3358

I guess Warren & Faye were out in La-La Land,
Which should not be confused with gondwanaland
They mistook the Moonlight
And their luggage caught the wrong flight

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I guess Warren & Faye were out in La-La Land,
Which should not be confused with gondwanaland
They mistook the Moonlight
And their luggage caught the wrong flight
Nothing panned out as they planned.

There was a sweet gal named Rosie.

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There was a sweet gal named Rosie.
Whose biggest fault was being very nosy.

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There was a sweet gal named Rosie.
Whose biggest fault was being very nosy.
'Til the day that she saw.

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There was a sweet gal named Rosie.
Whose biggest fault was being very nosy.
'Til the day that she saw.
He had quite a claw.

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There was a sweet gal named Rosie.
Whose biggest fault was being very nosy.
'Til the day that she saw.
He had quite a claw.
that could be handy for picking a posy.

AFL Footy season has started in Australia

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AFL Footy season has started in Australia
So listen up as we now will regale ya

3365

AFL Footy season has started in Australia
So listen up as we now will regale ya
With tales of past wins

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AFL Footy season has started in Australia
So listen up as we now will regale ya
With tales of past wins
And blokes with shattered shins

3367

AFL Footy season has started in Australia
So listen up as we now will regale ya
With tales of past wins
And blokes with shattered shins
The delight of amateur acting won’t fail ya.

We trudged for miles thru four foot snow