Loopy Limericks

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I just got a photo of Trump’s rump
It’s like two fleshy footballs in need of a pump

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I just got a photo of Trump’s rump.
It’s like two fleshy footballs in need of a pump.
I won’t post it, no fear

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I just got a photo of Trump’s rump.
It’s like two fleshy footballs in need of a pump.
I won’t post it, no fear
With those two so near.

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I just got a photo of Trump’s rump.
It’s like two fleshy footballs in need of a pump.
I won’t post it, no fear
With those two so near
In looks to a putrescent sump

For as long as mankind has been here

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For as long as mankind has been here
There are two things that we always hold deer

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For as long as mankind has been here
There are two things that we always hold deer
One of them should always be kept cold

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For as long as mankind has been here
There are two things that we always hold deer
One of them should always be kept cold
One of them should always be bold.

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For as long as mankind has been here
There are two things that we always hold deer
One of them should always be kept cold
One of them should always be bold.
Cold and bold deer? That thought is queer.

I’m sick of this February weather.

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I’m sick of this February weather.
So I sprouted some wings with feather

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I’m sick of this February weather.
So I sprouted some wings with feather
I’m heading down south

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I’m sick of this February weather.
So I sprouted some wings with feather
I’m heading down south
Where I’ve heard, word of mouth,

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I’m sick of this February weather.
So I sprouted some wings with feather
I’m heading down south
Where I’ve heard, word of mouth,
I can be free…of all this leather.

Once there was a girl named Ginny

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Once there was a girl named Ginny
Who came from Papua, New Guinea

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Once there was a girl named Ginny
Who came from Papua, New Guinea.
But one frightful night

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Once there was a girl named Ginny
Who came from Papua, New Guinea.
But one frightful night
She felt appetite

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Once there was a girl named Ginny
Who came from Papua, New Guinea.
But one frightful night
She felt appetite
for destruction, sounded tinny.
Our new puppy is becoming a pain

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Our new puppy is becoming a pain,
He won’t come in from the rain

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Our new puppy is becoming a pain,
He won’t come in from the rain
Staying out there for hours

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Our new puppy is becoming a pain,
He won’t come in from the rain
Staying out there for hours
Among water soaked flowers

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Our new puppy is becoming a pain,
He won’t come in from the rain
Staying out there for hours
Among water soaked flowers:
Pansies, hollyhocks, and henbane.
I’m downstream of the Oroville dam