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3308

My house needs a massive Spring cleaning
Too much ‘stuff’ (if you catch my meaning)

3309

My house needs a massive Spring cleaning
Too much ‘stuff’ (if you catch my meaning)
They call me a hoarder

3310

My house needs a massive Spring cleaning
Too much ‘stuff’ (if you catch my meaning)
They call me a hoarder
I may need a boarder

3311

My house needs a massive Spring cleaning
Too much ‘stuff’ (if you catch my meaning)
They call me a hoarder
I may need a boarder
Who’s cool with the quarantining
I invented a rubber so edible

3312

I invented a rubber so edible
To taste it you’d shout “That’s incredible!”

3313

I invented a rubber so edible
To taste it you’d shout “That’s incredible!”
Accompanied by

3314

I invented a rubber so edible
To taste it you’d shout “That’s incredible!”
Accompanied by
Whisky and rye

3315

I invented a rubber so edible
To taste it you’d shout “That’s incredible!”
Accompanied by
Whisky and rye
It makes an impression indelible
She was a young lass with great breasts

3316

She was a young lass with great breasts
Who often got begging requests

3317

She was a young lass with great breasts
Who often got begging requests
From eager Sam McGraw

3318

She was a young lass with great breasts
Who often got begging requests
From eager Sam McGraw
Who says Admiralty Law

3319

She was a young lass with great breasts
Who often got begging requests
From eager Sam McGraw
Who says Admiralty Law
Allows her to captain his ship undressed
I stopped by a brothel in Reno

3320

I stopped by a brothel in Reno
To check up on anyone we know

3321

I stopped by a brothel in Reno
To check up on anyone we know
One blackjack dealer

3322

I stopped by a brothel in Reno
To check up on anyone we know
One blackjack dealer
Was quite the scene stealer

3323

I stopped by a brothel in Reno
To check up on anyone we know
One blackjack dealer
Was quite the scene stealer.
He should headline back at the casino.

My ground cover’s getting invasive

3324

My ground cover’s getting invasive
But I planted so much just in case of

3325

My ground cover’s getting invasive
But I planted so much just in case of
An abundance of weeds

3326

My ground cover’s getting invasive
But I planted so much just in case of
An abundance of weeds
Or windblown seeds

3327

My ground cover’s getting invasive
But I planted so much just in case of
An abundance of weeds
Or windblown seeds
That will grow into things I want a taste of.

I just got a photo of Trump’s rump