Loopy Limericks

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Said Donnie to the CIA
What is it you want today?
You guys aren’t so smart

3289

Said Donnie to the CIA
What is it you want today?
You guys aren’t so smart
Go for the best part

3290

Said Donnie to the CIA
What is it you want today?
You guys aren’t so smart
Go for the best part
While singing “Zip-A-Dee-A”

Snow brings salt, scrapers, shovels and sleds

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Snow brings salt, scrapers, shovels and sleds
To use when we’d rather stay in our beds

3292

Snow brings salt, scrapers, shovels and sleds
To use when we’d rather stay in our beds
But the vistas at night

3293

Snow brings salt, scrapers, shovels and sleds
To use when we’d rather stay in our beds
But the vistas at night
Are such a delight

3294

Snow brings salt, scrapers, shovels and sleds
To use when we’d rather stay in our beds
But the vistas at night
Are such a delight
They take a front seat to winter’s dreads

There once was a trucker named Bob

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There once was a trucker named Bob
Who loved dining on broccoli raab

3296

There once was a trucker named Bob
Who loved dining on broccoli raab
He went mad for the buds

3297

There once was a trucker named Bob
Who loved dining on broccoli raab
He went mad for the buds
Which he shared with some studs

3298

There once was a trucker named Bob
Who loved dining on broccoli raab
He went mad for the buds
Which he shared with some studs
And then ate some corn on the cob.

I came across a magical rabbit.

3299

I came across a magical rabbit.
I thought we’d be buds, but dangnabbit

3300

I came across a magical rabbit.
I thought we’d be buds, but dangnabbit
It swiped all my carrots

3301

came across a magical rabbit.
I thought we’d be buds, but dangnabbit
It swiped all my carrots
And pestered my ferrets

3302

I came across a magical rabbit.
I thought we’d be buds, but dangnabbit
It swiped all my carrots
And pestered my ferrets.
As it turned out, we could not cohabit.

Pass

3303

Walken After Midnight
I came across a magical rabbit.
I thought we’d be buds, but dangnabbit
It swiped all my carrots
And pestered my ferrets.
As it turned out, we could not cohabit.

Pass

It was the day before Trump’s oath

3304

It was the day before Trump’s oath.
I yearned for economy growth

3305

It was the day before Trump’s oath.
I yearned for economy growth.
But for the next four years

3306

It was the day before Trump’s oath.
I yearned for economy growth.
But for the next four years
'Twas nothing but tears

3307

It was the day before Trump’s oath.
I yearned for economy growth.
But for the next four years
'Twas nothing but tears.
Ah well, so it goeth.

My house needs a massive Spring cleaning