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2017 is coming around real quick.
'16 has been making me sick
One can only hope

3269

2017 is coming around real quick.
'16 has been making me sick
One can only hope
That this disaster trope

3270

2017 is coming around real quick.
'16 has been making me sick
One can only hope
That this disaster trope
Will end when the ball drops, lickity-split

Why did Americans ever elect Trump?

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Why did Americans ever elect Trump?
His tweetings will cause great morale slump

3272

Why did Americans ever elect Trump?
His tweetings will cause great morale slump
But folks in the red states

3273

Why did Americans ever elect Trump?
His tweetings will cause great morale slump
But folks in the red states
Will see this as mandates

3274

Why did Americans ever elect Trump?
His tweetings will cause great morale slump
But folks in the red states
Will see this as mandates
And we didn’t get Hillary, that old frump.

So what are the Clintons going to do?

3275

So what are the Clintons going to do?
We expect for a while that they’ll stew

3276

So what are the Clintons going to do?
We expect for a while that they’ll stew.
Having lost the election

3277

So what are the Clinton’s going to do?
We expect for awhile that they’ll stew.
Having lost the election
Let this not be a reflection

3278

So what are the Clinton’s going to do?
We expect for awhile that they’ll stew,
Having lost the election.
Let this not be a reflection
On their worth. Quick, hand them a tissue.
While sketching a bridge over water

3279

While sketching a bridge over water
I diddled the bridgekeeper’s daughter

3280

While sketching a bridge over water
I diddled the bridgekeeper’s daughter
When I got up to wash my face.

3281

While sketching a bridge over water
I diddled the bridgekeeper’s daughter
When I got up to wash my face
I noticed there was a trace

3282

While sketching a bridge over water
I diddled the bridgekeeper’s daughter
When I got up to wash my face
I noticed there was a trace
From the painter who last got 'er
I used to date a girl named Dinah

3283

I used to date a girl named Dinah,
Who hailed from north South Carolina

3284

I used to date a girl named Dinah,
Who hailed from north South Carolina
I showed her my gamecock

3285

used to date a girl named Dinah,
Who hailed from north South Carolina
I showed her my gamecock
But under her frock was a lock.

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used to date a girl named Dinah,
Who hailed from north South Carolina
I showed her my gamecock
But under her frock was a lock
So I got up and smashed all the china

Said Donnie to the CIA

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Said Donnie to the CIA
What is it you want today?