Loopy Limericks

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3248

When someone says “Have a blessed holiday”
I offer them a glass of my cabernet
I really have no dismay
I just think “Santa will come today”

3249

Thin Ice; Limerick rhyme scheme is AABBA. You just turned it into AAA??

[I did and am so sorry. Don’t know how or why it happened]

3250

When someone says “Have a blessed holiday”
I offer them a glass of my cabernet
I really have no dismay
I just think “Santa will come today”
He’s just passing the capitol of Norway.

If you flock three large tumbleweeds

3251

If you flock three large tumbleweeds
Then pulverize and smoke all the seeds.

3252

If you flock three large tumbleweeds
Then pulverize and smoke all the seeds
As you look at your Fred

3253

If you flock three large tumbleweeds
Then pulverize and smoke all the seeds
As you look at your Fred
With eyes glazed and red

3254

If you flock three large tumbleweeds
Then pulverize and smoke all the seeds
As you look at your Fred
With eyes glazed and red
You’ll wonder what he did with those beads

Santa Claus is coming tonight

3255

Santa Claus is coming tonight
And boy is he in for a fright

3256

Santa Claus is coming tonight
And boy is he in for a fright
It’s Jesus’s Birthday

3257

Santa Claus is coming tonight
And boy is he in for a fright
It’s Jesus’s Birthday
And all’s astray

3258

Santa Claus is coming tonight
And boy is he in for a fright
It’s Jesus’s Birthday
And all’s astray
The manger looks like a campsite.

My memory’s getting quite dicky

3259

My memory’s getting quite dicky
Wherefore my fingers are sticky

3260

My memory’s getting quite dicky
Wherefore my fingers are sticky
My velvet spot’s on fire

3261

My memory’s getting quite dicky
Wherefore my fingers are sticky
My velvet spot’s on fire
And I sing in a choir

3262

My memory’s getting quite dicky
Wherefore my fingers are sticky
My velvet spot’s on fire
And I sing in a choir
Everyone leaves quite quickly.

Prince, David Bowie, George Michael

3263

Prince, David Bowie, George Michael
2016 had a horrible cycle

3264

Prince, David Bowie, George Michael
2016 had a horrible cycle.
With a one, two, three, four

3265

Prince, David Bowie, George Michael
2016 had a horrible cycle.
With a one, two, three, four
They’re not here anymore

3266

Prince, David Bowie, George Michael
2016 had a horrible cycle.
With a one, two, three, four
They’re not here anymore
I just hope their talent is set to recycle

2017 is coming around real quick

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2017 is coming around real quick.
'16 has been making me sick