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The oddest thing happened just the other day.
I awoke in some pink lingerie.

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The oddest thing happened just the other day.
I awoke in some pink lingerie.
Though it set off my tan

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The oddest thing happened just the other day.
I awoke in some pink lingerie.
Though it set off my tan
The pink color ran

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The oddest thing happened just the other day.
I awoke in some pink lingerie.
Though it set off my tan
The pink color ran
Now I resemble a medium-rare filet
I have often wondered why it is

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I have often wondered why it is
That I’ve lost the name of his

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I have often wondered why it is
That I’ve lost my time to kiss.

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I have often wondered why it is
That I’ve lost the name of his
Enormous schwanzstucker

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I have often wondered why it is
That I’ve lost the name of his
Enormous schwanzstucker
Of this black brother bucker

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I have often wondered why it is
That I’ve lost the name of his
Enormous schwanzstucker
Of this black brother bucker
And now I can’t answer the quiz

There’s just over a week to go

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There’s just over a week to go
But when it comes to Noel, I just say “NO”

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There’s just over a week to go
But when it comes to Noel, I just say “NO”
I’d rather do kwanza

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There’s just over a week to go
But when it comes to Noel, I just say “NO”
I’d rather do kwanza
Cause Yuletide just spawns a

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There’s just over a week to go
But when it comes to Noel, I just say “NO”
I’d rather do kwanza
Cause Yuletide just spawns a
Mad rush to dispose of the dough.

Today is the first day of winter

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Today is the first day of winter
So let’s make some bread that is ginger

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Today is the first day of winter
So let’s make some bread that is ginger
Though the day is the shortest

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Today is the first day of winter
So let’s make some bread that is ginger
Though the day is the shortest
It’s of great importance

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Today is the first day of winter
So let’s make some bread that is ginger
Though the day is the shortest
It’s of great importance
Even though the darkness, cold, snow, ice, and wind for months will linger.

When someone says “Have a blessed holiday”

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When someone says “Have a blessed holiday”
I offer them a glass of my cabernet

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When someone says “Have a blessed holiday”
I offer them a glass of my cabernet
I really have no dismay

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Limerick rhyme scheme is AABBA. You just turned it into AAA??.