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It’s time to start trimming the tree
That task gets the better of me!
I get covered in tinsel
But my rectum prehensile

3209

It’s time to start trimming the tree
That task gets the better of me!
I get covered in tinsel
But my rectum prehensile
Fills the room with poo pourri
Frosty the Snowman once said

3210

Frosty the Snowman once said,
"I know I have snow for a head,

3211

Frosty the Snowman once said,
"I know I have snow for a head,
When I put on my hat

3212

Frosty the Snowman once said,
"I know I have snow for a head,
When I put on my hat
I don’t have a mat.

3213

Frosty the Snowman once said,
"I know I have snow for a head,
When I put on my hat
I don’t have a mat.
I’m part of a magic carpet instead.

I wouldn’t like my birthday to be in late December

3214

I wouldn’t like my birthday to be in late December
With the Christmas rush no one would remember

3215

I wouldn’t like my birthday to be in late December
With the Christmas rush no one would remember
I was born on Christmas Day

3216

I wouldn’t like my birthday to be in late December
With the Christmas rush no one would remember
I was born on Christmas Day
And if I could have my way

3217

I wouldn’t like my birthday to be in late December
With the Christmas rush no one would remember
I was born on Christmas Day
And if I could have my way
I would’ve popped out in early November
Santa’s elves were drunk on peppermint schnapps

3218

Santa’s elves were drunk on peppermint schnapps
Donder’s dames had big translucent flaps

3219

Santa’s elves were drunk on peppermint schnapps
Donder’s dames had big translucent flops

3220

Santa’s elves were drunk on peppermint schnapps
Donder’s dames were two translucent flops

3221

Santa’s elves were drunk on peppermint schnapps.
“Donder’s dames were two translucent flops,”
The elves, they did babble

3222

Santa’s elves were drunk on peppermint schnapps.
“Donder’s dames were two translucent flops,”
The elves, they did babble
While playing nude Scrabble

3223

Santa’s elves were drunk on peppermint schnapps.
“Donder’s dames were two translucent flops,”
The elves, they did babble
While playing nude Scrabble
What a scene for the arresting cops!

I hate, hate, hate this holiday season.

3224

I hate, hate, hate this holiday season
Because it gives, gives, gives me no reason

3225

I hate, hate, hate this holiday season
Because it gives, gives, gives me no reason
So I whine, whine, whine

3226

I hate, hate, hate this holiday season
Because it gives, gives, gives me no reason
So I whine, whine, whine
For spring I pine, pine, pine

3227

I hate, hate, hate this holiday season
Because it gives, gives, gives me no reason
So I whine, whine, whine
For spring I pine, pine, pine
When it gets, gets, gets here I’ll be cheesin’

The oddest thing happened just the other day