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My dog is sniffing some neighbor-dog butt
Not to complain, but neighbor-dog is a mutt.
One has jumped on top, making a pile

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My dog is sniffing some neighbor-dog butt
Not to complain, but neighbor-dog is a mutt.
One has jumped on top, making a pile
The bottom one laid still for awhile.

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My dog is sniffing some neighbor-dog butt
Not to complain, but neighbor-dog is a mutt.
One has jumped on top, making a pile
The bottom one laid still for awhile.
I think that that mutt is a slut.

I just watched Jesus Christ Superstar

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I just watched Jesus Christ Superstar[,]
How fervid and fanatic these Jews are!

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I just watched Jesus Christ Superstar[,]
How fervid and fanatic these Jews are!
Though the show’s star is really Judas

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I just watched Jesus Christ Superstar[,]
How fervid and fanatic these Jews are!
Though the show’s star is really Judas
And his sexy wife the Druidess

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I just watched Jesus Christ Superstar[,]
How fervid and fanatic these Jews are!
Though the show’s star is really Judas
And his sexy wife the Druidess.
A legend he is, well, they both are.

Now where did I put my memory stick?

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Now where did I put my memory stick?
I need to find it, right now, right quick.

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Now where did I put my memory stick?
I need to find it, right now, right quick.
Behind my ear? Hmm, not there.

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Now where did I put my memory stick?
I need to find it, right now, right quick.
Behind my ear? Hmm, not there.
Is it that bulge in my underwear?

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Now where did I put my memory stick?
I need to find it, right now, right quick.
Behind my ear? Hmm, not there.
Is it that bulge in my underwear?
I think I’m in need of a private dick.

Looks like it’s time to kill this thread.

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Looks like it’s time to kill this thread.
'Cuz it looks like it’s almost dead

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Looks like it’s time to kill this thread.
'Cuz it looks like it’s almost dead
Just a line or two more

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Looks like it’s time to kill this thread.
'Cuz it looks like it’s almost dead
Just a line or two more
Oh god, what a bore

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Looks like it’s time to kill this thread.
'Cuz it looks like it’s almost dead
Just a line or two more
Oh god, what a bore
Has it become a thread that doesn’t get read?

I’m continuing this thread; I don’t care.

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I’m continuing this thread; I don’t care.
And I’ll continue to do it with flair

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I’m continuing this thread; I don’t care.
And I’ll continue to do it with flair
So when it won’t scan

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I’m continuing this thread; I don’t care.
And I’ll continue to do it with flair
So when it won’t scan
I’ll do what I can

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I’m continuing this thread; I don’t care.
And I’ll continue to do it with flair
So when it won’t scan
I’ll do what I can
'Cause it’s good for my mental welfare.

I’m dealing with online complaints

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I’m dealing with online complaints
And none of these people are saints