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I’m dealing with online complaints
And none of these people are saints
I’m distressed by their low I.Q.'s

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I’m dealing with online complaints
And none of these people are saints
I’m distressed by their low I.Q.'s
not to mention provincial views

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I’m dealing with online complaints
And none of these people are saints
I’m distressed by their low I.Q.'s
not to mention provincial views
their entitlement comes in various kinds of quaints.

She likes the steak rare but he likes it well.

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She likes the steak rare but he likes it well.
He thinks meat should be cooked in the fires of hell.

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She likes the steak rare but he likes it well.
He thinks meat should be cooked in the fires of hell.
They can’t compromise

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She likes the steak rare but he likes it well.
He thinks meat should be cooked in the fires of hell.
They can’t compromise
'Til, one day, a surprise.

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She likes the steak rare but he likes it well.
He thinks meat should be cooked in the fires of hell.
They can’t compromise
'Til, one day, a surprise:
They went vegan. It was a bombshell.

I missed getting “my steps” yesterday

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I missed getting “my steps” yesterday
And I wondered what Paul McCartney would say.

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I missed getting “my steps” yesterday
And I wondered what Paul McCartney would say.
He’d say "Yesterday, I believe in

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I missed getting “my steps” yesterday
And I wondered what Paul McCartney would say.
He’d say "Yesterday, I believe in
Something to achieve in

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I missed getting “my steps” yesterday
And I wondered what Paul McCartney would say.
He’d say "Yesterday, I believe in
Something to achieve in
But believing it today? Oy vey!

Should I see Hamilton or Frozen?

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Should I say Hamilton or Frozen?
Would I want rings or Rosen

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Should I say Hamilton or Frozen?
Would I want rings or Rosen
So, a coin I flipped

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Should I see Hamilton or Frozen?
Would I want rings or Rosen
So, a coin I flipped
But then my foot slipped

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Should I see Hamilton or Frozen?
Would I want rings or Rosen
So, a coin I flipped
But then my foot slipped
And my selection remained unchosen
There was a hare and a bear in the woods

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There was a hare and a bear in the woods
Trying to divvy up their stolen goods.

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There was a hare and a bear in the woods
Trying to divvy up their stolen goods.
Four for me said the hare

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There was a hare and a bear in the woods
Trying to divvy up their stolen goods.
Four for me said the hare.
More for me, said the bear

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There was a hare and a bear in the woods
Trying to divvy up their stolen goods.
Four for me said the hare.
More for me, said the bear
So, the hare weighed his shouldn’ts and shoulds.

The Sun asked the Earth, Am I hot?

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The Sun asked the Earth, Am I hot?
The Earth replied, If you have to ask, you are not.