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3549

The Sun asked the Earth, Am I hot?
The Earth replied, If you have to ask, you are not.
You wear bright yellow

3550

You wear bright yellow
And have a little monkey
Named Curious George.

3551

I swear I was looking at the Haiku thread when I clicked in here. :o
The Sun asked the Earth, Am I hot?
The Earth replied, If you have to ask, you are not.
You wear bright yellow
Brighter even than lemon Jell-O

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The Sun asked the Earth, Am I hot?
The Earth replied, If you have to ask, you are not.
You wear bright yellow
Brighter even than lemon Jell-O
Mmmm…lemon Jello-O would surely hit the spot!

Surely you can’t be serious

3553

Surely you can’t be serious
Get out of the sun, you’re delirious

3554

Surely you can’t be serious
Get out of the sun, you’re delirious
Perhaps, but I’m not Shirley

3555

Surely you can’t be serious
Get out of the sun, your delirious
Perhaps but my name’s not Shirley
My hair, it’s not even curly

3556

sorry, I misquoted 3rd line

3557

Surely you can’t be serious.
Get out of the sun, you’re delirious!
Perhaps, but I’m not Shirley.
My hair, it’s not even curly.
So I’ll stay, though the heat’s deleterious.

Oh, it’s nearly the 4th of July

3558

Oh, it’s nearly the 4th of July
But now it’s the 5th, so you lie.

3559

Oh, it’s nearly the 4th of July
But now it’s the 5th, so you lie.
How dare you say that

3560

Oh, it’s nearly the 4th of July
But now it’s the 5th, so you lie.
How dare you say that
That’s nothing to laugh at

3561

Oh, it’s nearly the 4th of July
But now it’s the 5th, so you lie.
How dare you say that
That’s nothing to laugh at
So let that Star Spangled Banner fly!

I’m going to see Broadway’s Hamilton

3562

I’m going to see Broadway’s Hamilton.
I’m expecting a credit card overrun

3563

I’m going to see Broadway’s Hamilton.
I’m expecting a credit card overrun.
But the dancing is nifty

3564

I’m going to see Broadway’s Hamilton.
I’m expecting a credit card overrun.
But the dancing is nifty
Tho’ I’m really thrifty

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I’m going to see Broadway’s Hamilton.
I’m expecting a credit card overrun.
But the dancing is nifty
Tho’ I’m really thrifty
I just got to see what they do to that sovereign.
I’ve never had measles or grippe

3566

Or pus-oozing sores on my lip.

Regards,
Shodan

3567

I’ve never had measles or grippe
Or pus-oozing sores on my lip
But try as I might

3568

I’ve never had measles or grippe
Or pus-oozing sores on my lip
But try as I might
By weak candle light