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3589

There once was a lady from Maine

With a kinky devotion to pain

She’d stretch out her breasts

So she could better attest

3590

There once was a lady from Maine
With a kinky devotion to pain
She’d stretch out her breasts
So she could better attest
To the way that her goal was attained

There once was a dog from Dakota

3591

There once was a dog from Dakota
Who dreamt that he’d chased a Toyota

3592

There once was a dog from Dakota
Who dreamt that he’d chased a Toyota
He woke with dismay

3593

There once was a dog from Dakota
Who dreamt that he’d chased a Toyota
He woke with dismay
Cause the car’d gone away

3594

There once was a dog from Dakota
Who dreamt that he’d chased a Toyota
He woke with dismay
Cause the car’d gone away
And he was in the next state- Minnesota!

An artist was painting a nude

3595

An artist was painting a nude,
When his eyebrows began to protrude.

3596

An artist was painting a nude,
When his eyebrows began to protrude.
Then his eyeballs popped out

3597

An artist was painting a nude,
When his eyebrows began to protrude.
Then his eyeballs popped out
And rolled all about.

3598

An artist was painting a nude,
When his eyebrows began to protrude.
Then his eyeballs popped out
And rolled all about
Due to her fine pulchritude.

A carpenter with a big hammer

3599

A carpenter with a big hammer
Just spent the last week in the slammer

3600

A carpenter with a big hammer
Just spent the last week in the slammer
Instead of banging on wood

3601

A carpenter with a big hammer
Just spent the last week in the slammer
Instead of banging on wood
He banged who he could

3602

A carpenter with a big hammer
Just spent the last week in the slammer
Instead of banging on wood
He banged who he could
Which caused quite a stir and a clamor.

There once was a good bear named Pooh

3603

There once was a good bear named Pooh
who, along with another - Baloo,

3604

There once was a good bear named Pooh
who, along with another - Baloo
They sat on a beach

3605

There once was a good bear named Pooh
who, along with another - Baloo
They sat on a beach
Til’ one made a reach
And together they made Boo-Boo.

pass

3606

Said the doctor, “I’ve got some good news”

3607

Said the doctor, “I’ve got some good news”
“That disease that you caught on the cruise”

3608

Said the doctor, “I’ve got some good news”
“That disease that you caught on the cruise”
“can be treated with pills”