Said the doctor, “I’ve got some good news”
“That disease that you caught on the cruise”
“can be treated with pills”
“and some exercise drills”
Said the doctor, “I’ve got some good news”
“That disease that you caught on the cruise”
“can be treated with pills”
“and some exercise drills”
“But the bad news is you get no more booze”
A dictator called Vladimir Putin
A dictator called Vladimir Putin
Entered Ukraine and started shootin’
A dictator called Vladimir Putin
Entered Ukraine and started shootin’
But he didn’t expect
A dictator called Vladimir Putin
Entered Ukraine and started shootin’
But he didn’t expect
He would soon get wrecked
A dictator called Vladimir Putin
Entered Ukraine and started shootin’
But he didn’t expect
He would soon get wrecked
And drag his ass home with a boot in
The astronomer peered at the Moon
The astronomer peered at the Moon
And said “I’ll be up there soon”
The astronomer peered at the Moon
And said “I’ll be up there soon”
I’ll hop in my rocket
The astronomer peered at the Moon
And said “I’ll be up there soon”
I’ll hop in my rocket
But he forgot to lock it
The astronomer peered at the Moon
And said “I’ll be up there soon”
I’ll hop in my rocket
But he forgot to lock it
So he flew out the door like a loon
Your turn to start.
A barbecue maven named Bill
A barbecue maven named Bill
Was looking for a new barbeque thrill
A barbecue maven named Bill
Was looking for a new barbeque thrill
So he dry rubbed his meat
A barbecue maven named Bill
Was looking for a new barbeque thrill
So he dry rubbed his meat
To a bow-chicka beat
A barbecue maven named Bill
Was looking for a new barbeque thrill
So he dry rubbed his meat
To a bow-chicka beat
Now you know how Mrs. Bill got her fill.
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The doggie went barking down the road
The doggie went barking down the road
As he chased a warty old toad
The doggie went barking down the road
As he chased a warty old toad
The toad jumped away
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The doggie went barking down the road
As he chased a warty old toad
The toad jumped away
With the pooch in sway
The doggie went barking down the road
As he chased a warty old toad
The toad jumped away
With the pooch in sway
'Til a truck caused them both to implode.
The girl who kept cash in her shoe