Loopy Limericks

The girl who kept cash in her shoe
Was known not to have a clue

The girl who kept cash in her shoe
Was known not to have a clue
It gave her a limp

The girl who kept cash in her shoe
Was known not to have a clue
It gave her a limp
Folks called her The Gimp

Tho’ baptised as Jean Passepatout.

Orson. Good ending. Start us with a first line, please.

I haven’t been here for a while.
Where do I type the line? Do I just do it as a ‘reply’?.

I haven’t been here for a while.
But coming back brings me a smile

(I typically copy the line above me, hit reply, then paste it in the new message. You have to remove quote lines, but that seems to be the easiest for me)

I haven’t been here for a while.
But coming back brings me a smile
Except when some fools

I haven’t been here for a while.
But coming back brings me a smile
Except when some fools
Ignore all the rules

I haven’t been here for a while.
But coming back brings me a smile
Except when some fools
Ignore all the rules
And fill up my gullet with bile

I wish it were Friday today

I wish it were Friday today
The weekend is closer that way

I wish it were Friday today
The weekend is closer that way,
But so is the grave

I wish it were Friday today
The weekend is closer that way,
But so is the grave
I should be brave

I wish it were Friday today
The weekend is closer that way,
But so is the grave
I should be brave
Or return to the previous Monday.

An aged poledancer named Mandy

An aged poledancer named Mandy
Had an oversplit that was a dandy.

An aged poledancer named Mandy
Had an oversplit that was a dandy.
But as she extended

An aged poledancer named Mandy
Had an oversplit that was a dandy.
But as she extended
Her G-string descended

An aged poledancer named Mandy
Had an oversplit that was a dandy.
But as she extended
Her G-string descended
Showing veins that resembled cane candy.

You can’t spend the night at the Zoo,

You can’t spend the night at the Zoo,
but I have a plan for us two

You can’t spend the night at the Zoo,
but I have a plan for us two.
We’ll climb a big tree