Loopy Limericks

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You can’t spend the night at the Zoo,
but I have a plan for us two.
We’ll climb a big tree
And then we will see

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You can’t spend the night at the Zoo,
but I have a plan for us two.
We’ll climb a big tree
And then we will see
If the animals even had a clue.

There was a young maiden from Maine

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There was a young maiden from Maine
Who was only a little insane.

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There was a young maiden from Maine
Who was only a little insane.
She likes her eggs runny

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There was a young maiden from Maine
Who was only a little insane.
She likes her eggs runny
And goes dressed as a bunny

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There was a young maiden from Maine
Who was only a little insane.
She likes her eggs runny
And goes dressed as a bunny
Whenever she visits her swain.

A man from the city of Bangor

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A man from the city of Bangor
Awoke to a terrible clangor

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A man from the city of Bangor
Awoke to a terrible clangor
He threw on his pants

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A man from the city of Bangor
Awoke to a terrible clangor
He threw on his pants
And called for his aunts

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A man from the city of Bangor
Awoke to a terrible clangor
He threw on his pants
And called for his aunts
Who were boinking his own doppelganger.

The man with the very large ears

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The man with the very large ears
Is standing behind me with shears.

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The man with the very large ears
Is standing behind me with shears.
I should not be dismayed,

-“BB”-

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The man with the very large ears
Is standing behind me with shears.
I should not be dismayed,
He’s good at his trade

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The man with the very large ears
Is standing behind me with shears.
I should not be dismayed,
He’s good at his trade -
He’s ‘Sweeney the Barber’, my dears.

There was a forgetful commuter,

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There was a forgetful commuter
Who kept tokens for trains in her cooter

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There was a forgetful commuter
Who kept tokens for trains in her cooter
She went in for a pap smear

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There was a forgetful commuter
Who kept tokens for trains in her cooter
She went in for a pap smear
And the doctor said, "My dear,

-“BB”-

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There was a forgetful commuter
Who kept tokens for trains in her cooter
She went in for a pap smear
And the doctor said, “My dear,
Do you think you’re a third-person shooter?”

There once was a hiker from Stockton

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There once was a hiker from Stockton
With no shoes on the feet that he walked on

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There once was a hiker from Stockton
With no shoes on the feet that he walked on.
Instead he wore hose