The cute girl’s ample breasts were divine
So I asked her “Hey what is your sign?”
“It says, ‘Ban the Bomb’”
Which I carry with aplomb
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The cute girl’s ample breasts were divine
So I asked her “Hey what is your sign?”
“It says, ‘Ban the Bomb’”
Which I carry with aplomb
But the plomb is too messy most the time."
When Evel Knievel started his bike,
When Evel Knievel started his bike,
He wanted to jump over the dyke
When Evel Knievel started his bike,
He wanted to jump over the dyke
But the throttle got stuck,
nm.
When Evel Knievel started his bike,
He wanted to jump over the dyke
But the throttle got stuck,
Above the dyke’s truck
When Evel Knievel started his bike,
He wanted to jump over the dyke
But the throttle got stuck,
Above the dyke’s truck
And the dyke got stuck on a pike
There once was a man from Jersey
There once was a man from Jersey
Who thought beggars couldn’t be chersey.
There once was a man from Jersey
Who thought beggars couldn’t be chersey.
If they cut off the mold,
There once was a man from Jersey
Who thought beggars couldn’t be chersey.
If they cut off the mold,
And the stench is controlled,
There once was a man from Jersey
Who thought beggars couldn’t be chersey.
If they cut off the mold,
And the stench is controlled,
The old cheese tastes just like a Hershey.
“Come into my boudoir”, she cried
“Come into my boudoir”, she cried
“My previous suitor has died.”
“Come into my boudoir”, she cried
“My previous suitor has died.”
"I made some martinis,
Come into my boudoir", she cried
"My previous suitor has died.
I made some martinis,
And removed my bikinis
Come into my boudoir", she cried
"My previous suitor has died.
I made some martinis,
And removed my bikinis
And I’m feeling fit to be tied.
A bumbling tailor named Eddie
A bumbling tailor named Eddie
Had hands that were way too unsteady,
A bumbling tailor named Eddie
Had hands that were way too unsteady,
At an inseam one day
A bumbling tailor named Eddie
Had hands that were way too unsteady,
At an inseam one day
The stitches went astray
This one was great, a round of kudos to you all.
A bumbling tailor named Eddie
Had hands that were way too unsteady,
At an inseam one day
The stitches went astray
And now his customer is deady
A townsperson once turned into a newt
A townsperson once turned into a newt
Was still considered by many to be cute