Loopy Limericks

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4009

I once knew a girl with a trick
That involved fourteen sharks and a stick.
The sharks would all leap

4010

I once knew a girl with a trick
That involved fourteen sharks and a stick.
The sharks would all leap
For the sticks from the deep

4011

I once knew a girl with a trick
That involved fourteen sharks and a stick.
The sharks would all leap
For the sticks from the deep
The entire production was slick.

Secret Service rentals burned in Nantucket

4012

Secret Service rentals burned in Nantucket
Were all scooped up with a leaky old bucket

4013

Secret Service rentals burned in Nantucket
Were all scooped up with a leaky old bucket.
So the ashes were sieved

4014

Secret Service rentals burned in Nantucket
Were all scooped up with a leaky old bucket.
So the ashes were sieved
By a vagrant who lived

4015

Secret Service rentals burned in Nantucket
Were all scooped up with a leaky old bucket.
So the ashes were sieved
By a vagrant who lived
To make a Manchurian puppet.

If you know a freelance yard gardener

4016

If you know a freelance yard gardener
Who used older tools, not moderner

-“BB”-

4017

If you know a freelance yard gardener
Who used older tools, not moderner
Mows lawns with some tweezers

4018

If you know a freelance yard gardener
Who used older tools, not moderner
Mows lawns with some tweezers
While solving brain teasers

4019

If you know a freelance yard gardener
Who used older tools, not moderner
Mows lawns with some tweezers
While solving brain teasers
And likes to reply, “Howdy Pardner!”

4020

Biffster, your first line of the next one. Then, go back to your nap.

4021

Sorry!

There once was a gal named Jenny

4022

There once was a gal named Jenny
Who dated not one man, but many

-“BB”-

4023

There once was a gal named Jenny
Who dated not one man, but many
Her sheets never cool down

4024

There once was a gal named Jenny
Who dated not one man, but many
Her sheets never cool down
So the word round the town

4025

There once was a gal named Jenny
Who dated not one man, but many
Her sheets never cool down
So the word round the town
Was that she could be had for a penny.

There was a young man named Clint

4026

There was a young man named Clint
With a pecker as hard as old flint

4027

There was a young man named Clint
With a pecker as hard as old flint.
It was a bit narrow

4028

There was a young man named Clint
With a pecker as hard as old flint.
It was a bit narrow
But could pleasure a sparrow