Loopy Limericks

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Everyone’s fleeing from Twitter
They say it’s going down the shitter
Elon’s big gamble

3990

Everyone’s fleeing from Twitter
They say it’s going down the shitter
Elon’s big gamble
Makes advertisers amble

3991

Everyone’s fleeing from Twitter
They say it’s going down the shitter
Elon’s big gamble
Makes advertisers amble.
The man needs a new babysitter.

The customer’s not always right

3992

The customer’s not always right
Some think so because they are white

3993

The customer’s not always right
Some think so because they are white
A Karen will holler

3994

The customer’s not always right
Some think so because they are white
A Karen will holler
And cops will collar

3995

The customer’s not always right
Some think so because they are white
A Karen will holler
And cops will collar
Shoulda seen those managers fight.

Oh, the dog wagged his tale too hard

3996

Oh, the dog wagged his tale too hard
He fell in a heap in the yard

3997

Oh, the dog wagged his tale too hard
He fell in a heap in the yard
He’s lying there still

3998

Oh, the dog wagged his tale too hard
He fell in a heap in the yard
He’s lying there still
His chances are nil

3999

Oh, the dog wagged his tale too hard
He fell in a heap in the yard
He’s lying there still
His chances are nil
Of joining his friends playing cards

I tried to watch an entire soccer game

4000

I tried to watch an entire soccer game
No goals scored in an hour - such a shame

4001

I tried to watch an entire soccer game
No goals scored in an hour - such a shame!
Even with stoppage time

-“BB”-

4002

I tried to watch an entire soccer game
No goals scored in an hour - such a shame!
Even with stoppage time
For no reason or rhyme

4003

I tried to watch an entire soccer game
No goals scored in an hour - such a shame!
Even with stoppage time
For no reason or rhyme
The ending is always the same.

There once was a lad named Elon

4004

There once was a lad named Elon
Who was caught messing around with Freon

4005

There once was a lad named Elon
Who was caught messing around with Freon
He thought he’d be cooler

4006

There once was a lad named Elon
Who was caught messing around with Freon
He thought he’d be cooler
If he was the ruler

4007

There once was a lad named Elon
Who was caught messing around with Freon
He thought he’d be cooler
If he was the ruler
Of a country his subjects would kneel on

I once knew a girl with a trick

4008

I once knew a girl with a trick
That involved fourteen sharks and a stick