Loopy Limericks

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I think that I need a new wife
One that won’t try running my life
But one that instead

3970

I think that I need a new wife,
One that won’t try running my life.
But one that instead
Doesn’t hog the whole bed,

-“BB”-

3971

I think that I need a new wife,
One that won’t try running my life.
But one that instead
Doesn’t hog the whole bed,
Or come after me with a knife.

I fear I have the Monday blues

3972

I fear I have the Monday blues
On my alarm, I wish to hit snooze

3973

I fear I have the Monday blues
On my alarm, I wish to hit snooze
And just stay in bed

3974

I fear I have the Monday blues
On my alarm, I wish to hit snooze
And just stay in bed
Blanket over my head

3975

I fear I have the Monday blues
On my alarm, I wish to hit snooze
And just stay in bed
Blanket over my head
Pickling my noggin with booze

I’ve gotten a unique tattoo

3976

I’ve gotten a unique tattoo
Of the Battle of Waterloo

3977

I’ve gotten a unique tattoo
Of the Battle of Waterloo
It’s a horse

3978

I’ve gotten a unique tattoo
Of the Battle of Waterloo
It’s a horse
Dead, of course

3979

I’ve gotten a unique tattoo
Of the Battle of Waterloo.
It’s a horse,
Dead of course,
From a very skewed point of view.

I think I’ll demand a new stop sign

3980

I think I’ll demand a new stop sign
This old one is poorly aligned

3981

I think I’ll demand a new stop sign
This old one is poorly aligned
It plays with my vision

3982

I think I’ll demand a new stop sign
This old one is poorly aligned
It plays with my vision
Causing indecision

3983

I think I’ll demand a new stop sign
This old one is poorly aligned
It plays with my vision
Causing indecision,
a crash, broken limbs, and a fine.

A world-weary student at Yale

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A world-weary student at Yale
Went riding the Oregon Trail

3985

A world-weary student at Yale
Went riding the Oregon Trail
He caught dysentary

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A world-weary student at Yale
Went riding the Oregon Trail
He caught dysentary
From bad dietary

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A world-weary student at Yale
Went riding the Oregon Trail
He caught dysentary
From bad dietary
He’s no longer hearty nor hale

Everyone’s fleeing from Twitter

3988

Everyone’s fleeing from Twitter
They say it’s going down the shitter