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When speaking of the holy days
One should never espouse sinful ways
Like ‘Palm’ Sunday wanking
Or the monkey you’re spanking

3950

When speaking of the holy days
One should never espouse sinful ways
Like ‘Palm’ Sunday wanking
Or the monkey you’re spanking
The sin of Onan causes many Christian strays.

The Thanksgiving holiday is my favorite

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The Thanksgiving holiday is my favorite
And the best way there is to savor it

3952

The Thanksgiving holiday is my favorite
And the best way there is to savor it,
Is with turkey and stuffin’

-“BB”-

3953

The Thanksgiving holiday is my favorite
And the best way there is to savor it,
Is with turkey and stuffin’
And a warm, buttered muffin

3954

The Thanksgiving holiday is my favorite
And the best way there is to savor it,
Is with turkey and stuffin’
And a warm, buttered muffin
But with grandma’s, you’d better flavor it.

I wore elastic sweatpants all day long.

3955

I wore elastic sweatpants all day long
Which doesn’t work well with a thong

3956

I wore elastic sweatpants all day long
Which doesn’t work well with a thong
That’s three sizes too small

3957

I wore elastic sweatpants all day long
Which doesn’t work well with a thong
That’s three sizes too small.
It’s enough to appall

3958

I wore elastic sweatpants all day long
Which doesn’t work well with a thong
That’s three sizes too small.
It’s enough to appall
I know it felt good but it’s wrong.

Jesus, I ate too damn much turkey

3959

Jesus, I ate too damn much turkey
I meant to save more to make jerky

3960

Jesus, I ate too damn much turkey
I meant to save more to make jerky
But with gravy and 'taters

3961

Jesus, I ate too damn much turkey
I meant to save more to make jerky
But with gravy and 'taters
To sink a few freighters

3962

Jesus, I ate too damn much turkey
I meant to save more to make jerky
But with gravy and 'taters
To sink a few freighters
My memory of it all is quite murky

Pass, I started that one.

3963

Thanksgiving is done – next comes Christmas

-“BB”-

3964

Thanksgiving is done – next comes Christmas
Dear lord, help get me through this mess

3965

Thanksgiving is done – next comes Christmas
Dear lord, help get me through this mess
Though a hot buttered rum

3966

Thanksgiving is done – next comes Christmas.
Dear lord, help get me through this mess.
Though a hot buttered rum
Should settle my tum

3967

Thanksgiving is done – next comes Christmas.
Dear lord, help get me through this mess.
Though a hot buttered rum
Should settle my tum
But, would I do it again? Hell yes!

I think that I need a new wife

3968

I think that I need a new wife
One that won’t try running my life