Loopy Limericks

Nothing’s so grand as being rich
Unless you have a relentless itch
To live on a yacht

Nothing’s so grand as being rich
Unless you have a relentless itch
To live on a yacht
That someone else bought

Nothing’s so grand as being rich
Unless you have a relentless itch
To live on a yacht
That someone else bought
While streaming your lifestyle on Twitch

I love to go out in the rain

I love to go out in the rain
And sign a pluvial refrain

I love to go out in the rain
And sign a pluvial refrain
Through puddles I scamper

I love to go out in the rain
And sign a pluvial refrain
Through puddles I scamper
Throw my clothes in the hamper

Just curious … did you mean ‘sign’ or ‘sing’?

Sorry. I meant sing. Sign works, though, so I’ll leave it up to the interpretation of the contributors of the rest of the lines.

I love to go out in the rain
And sign a pluvial refrain
Through puddles I scamper
Throw my clothes in the hamper
And prepare to cross the bounding main

Pass

There once was a hobbit, called Giles

There once was a hobbit, called Giles
Who wrestled with black crocodiles

There once was a hobbit, called Giles
Who wrestled with black crocodiles
He feared no man

There once was a hobbit, called Giles
Who wrestled with black crocodiles
He feared no man
For he always had a plan

There once was a hobbit, called Giles
Who wrestled with black crocodiles
He feared no man
For he always had a plan
That always caused pain to Harry Styles

A random singer/actor declaimed

A random singer/actor declaimed
*My hemorrhoids are sorely inflamed!"

A random singer/actor declaimed
*My hemorrhoids are sorely inflamed!"
He sits down so lightly

A random singer/actor declaimed
*My hemorrhoids are sorely inflamed!"
He sits down so lightly
On his “donut” nightly

A random singer/actor declaimed
*My hemorrhoids are sorely inflamed!"
He sits down so lightly
On his “donut” nightly
And when he farts, the dog is blamed

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When speaking of the holy days,

When speaking of the holy days
One should never espouse sinful ways

When speaking of the holy days
One should never espouse sinful ways
Like ‘Palm’ Sunday wanking