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3909

I got some McDonald’s fries
I was hoping to editorialize
They were soggy and cold

3910

I got some McDonald’s fries
I was hoping to editorialize
They were soggy and cold
At least two days old

3911

I got some McDonald’s fries
I was hoping to editorialize
They were soggy and cold
At least two days old
And I feel tightness in my thighs.

Went to a dentist about my tooth

3912

Went to a dentist about my tooth
And he acted so uncouth

3913

Went to a dentist about my tooth
And he acted so uncouth
But the shots and the gas

3914

Went to a dentist about my tooth
And he acted so uncouth
But the shots and the gas
Plus two ounces of grass

3915

Went to a dentist about my tooth
And he acted so uncouth
But the shots and the gas
Plus two ounces of grass
Worked liked a martini without the vermouth

A witch tried to speed up her broom

3916

A witch tried to speed up her broom
To create a sonic type boom

3917

A witch tried to speed up her broom
To create a sonic type boom
The vibrations as she approached Mach One

3918

A witch tried to speed up her broom
To create a sonic type boom
The vibrations as she approached Mach One
Shook her like Weird Al’s accordion

3919

A witch tried to speed up her broom
To create a sonic type boom
The vibrations as she approached Mach One
Shook her like Weird Al’s accordion
From the tips of her toes to her womb.

A flirty young girl from Long Beach

3920

A flirty young girl from Long Beach
Wooed a fellow with her lovely speech

3921

A flirty young girl from Long Beach
Wooed a fellow with her lovely speech
Her rhyme and her meter

3922

A flirty young girl from Long Beach
Wooed a fellow with her lovely speech
Her rhyme and her meter
Could not have been sweeter

3923

A flirty young girl from Long Beach
Wooed a fellow with her lovely speech
Her rhyme and her meter
Could not have been sweeter,
But alas, her voice was a screech.

Long live Britain’s King Charles the Third

-“BB”-

3924

Long live Britain’s King Charles the Third
(Though he’s one quarter French, so I’ve heard)

3925

Long live Britain’s King Charles the Third
(Though he’s one quarter French, so I’ve heard)
But the king’s a boomer

3926

Long live Britain’s King Charles the Third
(Though he’s one quarter French, so I’ve heard)
But the king’s a boomer
With a droll sense of humour

3927

Long live Britain’s King Charles the Third
(Though he’s one quarter French, so I’ve heard)
But the king’s a boomer
With a droll sense of humour
So you shouldn’t be calling him a turd

Nothing’s so grand as being rich

3928

Nothing’s so grand as being rich
Unless you have a relentless itch