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I plucked some flowers, just the ones I felt in my mind
Would get her to shake her behind
But wouldn’t you know it

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I plucked some flowers, just the ones I felt in my mind
Would get her to shake her behind
But wouldn’t you know it
Girls who are willing to show it

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I plucked some flowers, just the ones I felt in my mind
Would get her to shake her behind
But wouldn’t you know it
Girls who are willing to show it
Prefer something extracted from a mine

There was a young lad from Dakota

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There was a young lad from Dakota
Who didn’t care one iota

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There was a young lad from Dakota
Who didn’t care one iota
"I don’t give a fig

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There was a young lad from Dakota
Who didn’t care one iota
“I don’t give a fig,”
said the ignorant pig

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There was a young lad from Dakota
Who didn’t care one iota
“I don’t give a fig,”
said the ignorant pig
“If you want sense then talk to my dota.”

An earnest political aide

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An earnest political aide
Was depressed cause he couldn’t get laid

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An earnest political aide
Was depressed cause he couldn’t get laid
He’d flirt with the press

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An earnest political aide
Was depressed cause he couldn’t get laid
He’d flirt with the press
Lift a random dress

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An earnest political aide
Was depressed cause he couldn’t get laid
He’d flirt with the press
Lift a random dress
All his lovers were the kind that got paid

Bob recently got some bad news

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Bob recently got some bad news
About all the various zoos

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Bob recently got some bad news
About all the various zoos
That have him on their list

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Bob recently got some bad news
About all the various zoos
That have him on their list
(And some are really pissed)

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Bob recently got some bad news
About all the various zoos
That have him on their list
(And some are really pissed)
When he pick-pocketed all the kangaroos.

I’m about to reveal a surprise

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I’m about to reveal a surprise
Make sure to close your eyes

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I’m about to reveal a surprise
Make sure to close your eyes
Now poke out your tongue

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I’m about to reveal a surprise
Make sure to close your eyes
Now poke out your tongue
As you touch your bung

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I’m about to reveal a surprise
Make sure to close your eyes
Now poke out your tongue
As you touch your bung
And note that it stuffed full of fries.

I got some McDonald’s fries

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I got some McDonald’s fries
I was hoping to editorialize