Loopy Limericks

A nervous young lady from Wales
Was constantly chewing her nails
She worried her knickers

A nervous young lady from Wales
Was constantly chewing her nails
She worried her knickers
With brown oily slickers

A nervous young lady from Wales
Was constantly chewing her nails
She worried her knickers
With brown oily slickers
And was a big hit on YouTube Fails

Andy stood still on the cliff

Andy stood still on the cliff
After smoking a seven inch spliff

Andy stood still on the cliff
After smoking a seven inch spliff
He said “I’m up high”

Andy stood still on the cliff
After smoking a seven inch spliff
He said “I’m up high
"But now I should try

Andy stood still on the cliff
After smoking a seven inch spliff
He said “I’m up high
“But now I should try
To move my legs. They’ve become stiff.”

A flood victim living in Kentucky

A flood victim living in Kentucky
Said he thought climate change was horse-puckey

A flood victim living in Kentucky
Said he thought climate change was horse-puckey
The one thing he believed

A flood victim living in Kentucky
Said he thought climate change was horse-puckey
The one thing he believed
When God became peeved

A flood victim living in Kentucky
Said he thought climate change was horse-puckey
The one thing he believed
When God became peeved
Then life would become all sucky

We went to a basketball game

We went to a basketball game.
Now we’re filing an insurance claim

We went to a basketball game.
Now we’re filing an insurance claim
The ref blew his whistle

We went to a basketball game.
Now we’re filing an insurance claim
The ref blew his whistle
But that sonic epistle

We went to a basketball game.
Now we’re filing an insurance claim
The ref blew his whistle
But that sonic epistle
And the claim was the lamest of lame.

He took a long walk with his walking stick

He took a long walk with his walking stick
(Actually a cane if we’re being specific)

He took a long walk with his walking stick
(Actually a cane if we’re being specific)
((Covered by the code for Unsteady Gait))

He took a long walk with his walking stick
(Actually a cane if we’re being specific)
((Covered by the code for Unsteady Gait))
Section 4: Distribution of weight

He took a long walk with his walking stick
(Actually a cane if we’re being specific)
((Covered by the code for Unsteady Gait))
Section 4: Distribution of weight
Results: the android couldn’t move too quick.

I plucked some flowers, just the ones I felt in my mind

I plucked some flowers, just the ones I felt in my mind
Would get her to shake her behind