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One thing that makes my balls itch
Is this torturous surgery stitch
There were all sorts of cuts

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One thing that makes my balls itch
Is this torturous surgery stitch
There were all sorts of cuts
Crisscrossing my nuts

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One thing that makes my balls itch
Is this torturous surgery stitch
There were all sorts of cuts
Crisscrossing my nuts
My doc? My ex! That evil bitch!

My evil ex came and knocked on my door

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My evil ex came and knocked on my door
And, boy, did she ever look sore

3853

My evil ex came and knocked on my door
And, boy, did she ever look sore.
She’d reread the decree

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My evil ex came and knocked on my door
And, boy, did she ever look sore.
She’d reread the decree
That will now allow me

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My evil ex came and knocked on my door
And, boy, did she ever look sore.
She’d reread the decree
That will now allow me
To keep dating Zsa Zsa Gabor

But Eva is equally sexy

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But Eva is equally sexy
Her knockers induced apoplexy

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But Eva is equally sexy
Her knockers induced apoplexy
Her hotscakes were tough

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But Eva is equally sexy
Her knockers induced apoplexy
Her hotscakes were tough
But her butt was enough

3859

But Eva is equally sexy
Her knockers induced apoplexy
Her hotscakes were tough
But her butt was enough
To excite a blind priest named Alexei

A young lass discovered her clit

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A young lass discovered her clit
And started finding new places to sit

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A young lass discovered her clit
And started finding new places to sit
She straddled a chimp

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A young lass discovered her clit
And started finding new places to sit
She straddled a chimp
Which gave her a limp

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A young lass discovered her clit
And started finding new places to sit
She straddled a chimp
Which gave her a limp
And a fetish she 's unable to quit.

He rolled down the street on his skates

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He rolled down the street on his skates
To go and get pissed with his mates

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He rolled down the street on his skates
To go and get pissed with his mates
He arrived at the pub

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He rolled down the street on his skates
To go and get pissed with his mates
He arrived at the pub
Which was an old navy sub

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He rolled down the street on his skates
To go and get pissed with his mates
He arrived at the pub
Which was an old navy sub
Where both the ‘scope and the stripper gyrates.

A nervous young lady from Wales

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A nervous young lady from Wales
Was constantly chewing her nails