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Bravo

While out on a walk late last night
A werewolf did give me a fright
He bared his sharp teeth

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While out on a walk late last night
A werewolf did give me a fright
He bared his sharp teeth
His claws did unsheath

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While out on a walk late last night
A werewolf did give me a fright
He bared his sharp teeth
His claws did unsheath
So I filled up my trousers with shite

I like to strum tunes on my uke

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I like to strum tunes on my uke
While kayaking into Dubuque

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I like to strum tunes on my uke
While kayaking into Dubuque.
While Iowa’s my home

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I like to strum tunes on my uke
While kayaking into Dubuque.
While Iowa’s my home
I still like to roam

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I like to strum tunes on my uke
While kayaking into Dubuque.
While Iowa’s my home
I still like to roam
And drink tea with an earl or a duke.

I once knew a hippie named Summer

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I once knew a hippie named Summer
Who said life is never a bummer

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I once knew a hippie named Summer
Who said life is never a bummer.
Just tune in to the sky

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I once knew a hippie named Summer
Who said life is never a bummer.
Just tune in to the sky
And let your soul fly

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I once knew a hippie named Summer
Who said life is never a bummer.
Just tune in to the sky
And let your soul fly
And tell all the clouds, “Dude, come here.”

There was a young video gamer

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There was a young video gamer
Who posted this online disclaimer:

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There was a young video gamer
Who posted this online disclaimer:
My pronoun is she

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There was a young video gamer
Who posted this online disclaimer:
My pronoun is she
and I want you to see

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There was a young video gamer
Who posted this online disclaimer:
My pronoun is she
and I want you to see
That no asshole out there can shame her!

There was an old mailman named Brent

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There was an old mailman named Brent
He lost all the mail that was sent

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There was an old mailman named Brent
He lost all the mail that was sent
A hole in his sack

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There was an old mailman named Brent
He lost all the mail that was sent
A hole in his sack
Was quite a drawback

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There was an old mailman named Brent
He lost all the mail that was sent
A hole in his sack
Was quite a drawback
Caused by dragging his bag on cement.

One thing that makes my balls itch

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One thing that makes my balls itch
Is this torturous surgery stitch