Loopy Limericks

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But enough of this focus on tits
When there’s equally nice naughty bits
Like meat and two veg

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But enough of this focus on tits
When there’s equally nice naughty bits
Like meat and two veg
and some lettuce, a wedge

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But enough of this focus on tits
When there’s equally nice naughty bits
Like meat and two veg
and some lettuce, a wedge
Which are nicknames for pussy and pits.

There’s nothing like hugging and kissing

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There’s nothing like hugging and kissing
Except for maybe pissing

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There’s nothing like hugging and kissing
Except for maybe pissing
They all bring such joy

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There’s nothing like hugging and kissing
Except for maybe pissing
They all bring such joy
When you use care and employ

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There’s nothing like hugging and kissing
Except for maybe pissing
They all bring such joy
When you use care and employ
Discretion which may be missing.

She asked for a nice guy for her first blind date

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She asked for a nice guy for her first blind date
But still became quite irate

3817

She asked for a nice guy for her first blind date
But still became quite irate
When his seeing eye dog

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She asked for a nice guy for her first blind date
But still became quite irate
When his seeing eye dog
Began to monolog

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She asked for a nice guy for her first blind date
But still became quite irate
When his seeing eye dog
Began to monolog
About all the homework he ate

I met a great linguist named Lindquist

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I met a great linguist named Lindquist
Who, on our first date, wanted her end kissed

3821

I met a great linguist named Lindquist,
Who, on our first date, wanted her end kissed.
But argued that “end”

3822

I met a great linguist named Lindquist,
Who, on our first date, wanted her end kissed.
But argued that “end”
Required me to bend

3823

I met a great linguist named Lindquist,
Who, on our first date, wanted her end kissed.
But argued that “end”
Required me to bend
But I finally complied with a twist.

I went to the opera on a dare

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I went to the opera on a dare
Sure enough, a phantom was there

3825

I went to the opera on a dare
Sure enough, a phantom was there
I called out “Hey, dude!”

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I went to the opera on a dare
Sure enough, a phantom was there
I called out “Hey, dude!
Don’t you know that it’s rude"

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I went to the opera on a dare
Sure enough, a phantom was there
I called out “Hey, dude!
Don’t you know that it’s rude
To force young girls to your lair?"

While out on a walk late last night

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While out on a walk late last night
A werewolf did give me a fright