My eyeball developed a cyst
I’ve got to start making a list
When treating a stye
I might have to fry
Bra-vo! Pulled it all together!
My eyeball developed a cyst
I’ve got to start making a list
When treating a stye
I might have to fry
It off lest it try to persist
A limerick clean is quite rare
A limerick clean is quite rare.
Perhaps you can say derriere
A limerick clean is quite rare.
Perhaps you can say derriere
Even keister, or tuchus
A limerick clean is quite rare.
Perhaps you can say derriere
Even keister, or tuchus
But don’t cause a ruckus
A limerick clean is quite rare.
Perhaps you can say derriere
Even keister, or tuchus
But don’t cause a ruckus
Fais gaffe à ton cul, mon frére!
I must say “please pardon my French”
Not necessary, you are on a roll.
Your turn to start.
D’oh! That’s your play!
Pardon moi.
Yes, was about to reply, though I’m genuinely not sure if my French was accurate.
Google translate likes it.
I must say “please pardon my French”
Whenever I fart on a bench
I must say “please pardon my French”
Whenever I fart on a bench
But my German is better
I must say “please pardon my French”
Whenever I fart on a bench
But my German is better
And their beer is a whetter
I must say “please pardon my French”
Whenever I fart on a bench
But my German is better
And their beer is a whetter
Pass auf deinen Arsch auf, du Mensch!
Now, enough of this focus on asses
Now, enough of this focus on asses
Observers might find it quite classless
Now, enough of this focus on asses
Observers might find it quite classless
But limerick fans
Now, enough of this focus on asses.
Observers might find it quite classless.
But limerick fans,
They have counterplans
Now, enough of this focus on asses.
Observers might find it quite classless.
But limerick fans,
They have counterplans
They want the same focus on tits as asses.
But enough of this focus on tits
But enough of this focus on tits
When there’s equally nice naughty bits