Loopy Limericks

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A pirate with a leg carved from oak
Great sorrows in rum he did soak
He said to his parrot,
“Arrr, I can’t bear it”

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A pirate with a leg carved from oak
Great sorrows in rum he did soak
He said to his parrot,
“Arrr, I can’t bear it”
Add a hook and eye-patch? I’m a joke

To start a new rhyme I forget

3771

To start a new rhyme I forget
“Did somebody else use this yet?”

3772

To start a new rhyme I forget
“Did somebody else use this yet?”
A mime and a stripper

3773

To start a new rhyme I forget
“Did somebody else use this yet?”
A mime and a stripper
(He pretends to unzip her)

3774

To start a new rhyme I forget
“Did somebody else use this yet?”
A mime and a stripper
(He pretends to unzip her)
The limerick ends, I regret.

I wake up to start a new day

3775

I wake up to start a new day
And find I have nothing to say

3776

I wake up to start a new day
And find I have nothing to say
So I squeeze out a fart

3777

I wake up to start a new day
And find I have nothing to say
So I squeeze out a fart -
A legal term of art

3778

I wake up to start a new day
And find I have nothing to say
So I squeeze out a fart -
A legal term of art
Then yammer and yammer away

A new law was passed just last night

3779

A new law was passed just last night
Now dildos contain dynamite

3780

A new law was passed just last night
Now dildos contain dynamite
When she says the Earth moved

3781

A new law was passed just last night
Now dildos contain dynamite
When she says the Earth moved
I can’t disapprove

3782

A new law was passed just last night
Now dildos contain dynamite
When she says the Earth moved
I can’t disapprove
Of how she managed to ignite.

I said please don’t call the cops

3783

I said please don’t call the cops
Never meant to burn down those shops

3784

I said please don’t call the cops
Never meant to burn down those shops
I knew it was risky

3785

I said please don’t call the cops
Never meant to burn down those shops
I knew it was risky
Was feeling quite frisky

3786

I said please don’t call the cops
Never meant to burn down those shops
I knew it was risky
Was feeling quite frisky
Drinking whiskey, tequila, and schnapps

My eyeball developed a cyst

3787

My eyeball developed a cyst
I’ve got to start making a list

3788

My eyeball developed a cyst
I’ve got to start making a list
When treating a stye