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A pirate who drank too much rum
Wedged his cutlass halfway up his bum
If he danced a sea shanty
While wearing a panty

4070

A pirate who drank too much rum
Wedged his cutlass halfway up his bum.
If he danced a sea shanty
While wearing a panty
He’d slice up his tummy-tum-tum.

I once sat and watched too much YouTube

4071

I once sat and watched too much YouTube
Now I look like a slack-jawed blue boob.

4072

I once sat and watched too much YouTube
Now I look like a slack-jawed blue boob.
Went down the rabbit hole

4073

I once sat and watched too much YouTube
Now I look like a slack-jawed blue boob.
Went down the rabbit hole
Watching bad rock and roll

4074

I once sat and watched too much YouTube
Now I look like a slack-jawed blue boob.
Went down the rabbit hole
Watching bad rock and roll
And the secret to making home brew lube

The wife is allergic to cheese

4075

The wife is allergic to cheese -
An unfortunate immune disease

4076

The wife is allergic to cheese -
An unfortunate immune disease
From Gouda to cheddar

4077

The wife is allergic to cheese -
An unfortunate immune disease
From Gouda to cheddar
Her skin’s blotchy and redder

4078

The wife is allergic to cheese -
An unfortunate immune disease
From Gouda to cheddar
Her skin’s blotchy and redder
So just stop with the cheese if you please.

I need to start shopping for presents

4079

I need to start shopping for presents
For the wife, our kids, and my parents.

-“BB”-

4080

I need to start shopping for presents
For the wife, our kids, and my parents.
Should I trudge through the mall?

4081

I need to start shopping for presents
For the wife, our kids, and my parents.
Should I trudge through the mall?
During this early winter squall

4082

I need to start shopping for presents
For the wife, our kids, and my parents.
Should I trudge through the mall?
During this early winter squall
Or just buy them all antidepressants?

These trousers feel awfully tight

4083

These trousers feel awfully tight
So I quit my snacking after midnight

4084

These trousers feel awfully tight
So I quit my snacking after midnight
But maybe a cookie or two

4085

These trousers feel awfully tight
So I quit my snacking after midnight
But maybe a cookie or two
And a flagon of brew

4086

These trousers feel awfully tight
So I quit my snacking after midnight
But maybe a cookie or two
And a flagon of brew
It all starts with one little bite.

So Wednesday came up with a dance

4087

So Wednesday came up with a dance
Which might seem obscene at first glance

4088

So Wednesday came up with a dance
Which might seem obscene at first glance
As her body contorted